They’re out of stock until the 27th... 

They’re out of stock until the 27th... 

Does that phone stay there all season, or is there a sheepish post-game trip to the goal post if he doesn’t catch a touchdown?

“Commissioner broke his leg” is the last line in the first verse. On account of it rhymes with egg. And no, nobody peed on anything 44 years ago when I learned it.

Yeah, the water situation was rough. We had strange brown fluid leaking into our bathroom one year.

ATP at Kutsher’s Country Club was the greatest. Run-down hotel, mingling with the bands in the bars and pool, poker with Steve Albini (!), great crowd, and cheap drinks. It was a shame they couldn’t sustain it.