If she found a stash of Newman’s Own 2000 Island she’ll be unstoppable. 

Chicken patties remind me of “cooking” for myself while Mom was doing a jazzercise knockoff at the YMCA in 1983.

Am I alone in feeling that the garlic in most Everything seasonings is a little too well done?

If you can find it, try his “2000 Island” salad dressing.  It’ll blow your mind. 

I was turned on to Kalimotxos while in Germany a few years ago. A very friendly family was ordering “Portuguesers” and I just had to ask what they were.  Definitely something to try, highly recommended. 

I’m right there with you, Doc. Some of this could have been easily addressed with a local expert advising. I kept waiting for the classic New York writer “waiting on line” comment.

Not worrying about someone else’s opinion of my life is a part of how I’ve defined adulthood.

Not my content but...witness the Burrito Bumper!

Get yourself some Whirl!

Let’s get an BEV Ford Maverick queued up. It’s gotta be right around the corner, right? ‘23-’24?

I *think* the idea is that you’re drinking it from the bottom up with straws.  Of course that only works if the drink is layered rather than shaken or stirred so...?  Great question.

This entire article is giving me sense memories.  Sub Tender in Forest Park after the bars close. Maybe some BG fries to go along with it. 

I used to have a Sbarro near my office.  They had surprisingly good baked chicken at what I remember was a pretty reasonable price.  Is that on the menu these days?

I think she’s saying “This is your best chance of getting a ‘jammy’ yolk.” As in, cooked less solidly.  Since it’s cooked from raw on site, the person at the griddle may under cook (to McD’s definition).

This isn’t really cooking, but “consuming” wrong.

“Is your chicken fresh?”

I’m normally an iced coffee drinker unless I’m literally out in the cold. I bought a Rumble Jar coffee steeper (?) a few years ago and just love it. It takes time (overnight), but once you dial in the specifics you can really make a great cup.

Completely agreed.  In some ways I was thinking that it was purposeful.  It’s just so bad how couldn’t it be?  But then what’s the message behind such poor photoshop work?

Adding giardiniera (oil and veg both) into some left over hummus is a great way to reuse leftovers!