“I’ve seen cars in California that I’ve never seen in my entire life”

Yyyyeah. That’s the ugliest thing on the whole car.

And with shitty skeumorphic gauges to make it look extra phoned in!

So we’ve reach the “stick a tablet behind the steering wheel” design now.

We need the planes from the 5th Element. Everyone just gets knocked unconscious for the flight.

Or we could just flood their asses with Range Rovers.  That way, when it eventually breaks down, the citizens will stand a chance.

No, we should be selling modern trucks to ISIS and AQ; with all the spyware loaded onto their electronics needed to make the damn things run, we should have a complete map for drone strikes within a couple of days.

“Toyota has been forcing those prospective customers to agree not to resell their Land Cruisers for at least a year,”

I’m curious what Toyota thinks the dealers can do here. Run every customer through a CIA database (or whatever the local equivalent is)?

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

This reminds me of the two old boys taking a piss off a bridge over a stream.  The first one says “This water sure is cold”, the seconds says “Yes, deep too!”

I don’t see how anybody can compete with iPad at all at this point. Android is just not an enjoyable tablet OS, and I don’t see it EVER being one given how all the Android-centric manufacturers have given up on Android tablets. Then there’s Windows... which also is not a very enjoyable tablet OS, but for entirely…

When I bought my first house, I opted for a pre-qualification letter as opposed to a pre-approval letter. Sellers were ok with it. Note that I only had to do a soft pull for a pre-qual letter vs a hard pull for a pre-approval.

I fully supported the re-utilization of military equipment by police forces because there’s so much waste and I’d like the taxpayer to get their money’s worth out of the equipment. Then, I realized that many police forces have started to think they are military when they’re using them. Too many times seeing regular…

If respectfully listening to the police ends with citizens in handcuffs, what is the lesson here?

Excellent article.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To do everything QAnon ever wanted, in one moment
Would you derail it, or just end short of the ship?

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already: Mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To sink…

Oh, look, more “rules don’t apply to me” assholes! Behavior like this will totally not prolong the duration of this global catastrophe!

Well I’m gay, so I do care lol