From what I understand (which is hard to do when following Piers Morgan’s train of thought) that he’s upset about how rude it was for King to call out the Russian because every athlete dopes. Except, he didn’t understand the part where Lilly King was throwing shade because she doesn’t dope, doesn’t need to dope and…

Yas King!

I think Mack Horton calling out SunYang and now Lilly King calling out Efimova is great.

I had doubts too on reading “animated,” then I thought, well, but Archer, Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, Bob’s Burgers...

Seemed pretty clear from his recent Colbert appearance that Stewart has vowed to never wear a real suit again. (Plus, I imagine it would be easy enough for him to put in a recording studio on his farm and have no commute.)

Their narcissism knows no end. /vomit

Read’em that way and they still didn’t make much sense. I think I’m too old.

can’t nobody talk shit about ‘Ye no more.”

He was obviously Man Looking. It’s like when Mr. Werner calls me to ask where something is in the spice rack, even though it’s alphabetized.

What I need to know is why a psychic spends so much time googling and asking his mum to help him find stuff. Doesn’t he have special skillz for that?!?!

I don’t think that man is a real psychic.

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…

Who?

Yeah, that’s super gross. You not getting the candidate of your choice, because they didn’t get enough votes, is nowhere near the same ballpark (nor is it really an injustice at all) as our law enforcement and justice system being set up so black people can be killed with absolute impunity. People are so fucking…

FOR PERSPECTIVE:

or get in the back of the ankle with a shopping cart

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

yes, if I can’t get toy that I want, you won’t get toy that you want

Every liberal I personally know voted for Bernie and now every single one of them, myself included, is getting behind Hillary. We’re giving too much of a voice to the Bernie or Bust contingent who are a teeny tiny minority of his supporters and are people who probably do not generally vote and if they do, they don’t…

assuming 5 tweets aren’t representative of millions of people