Whether or not she’s still a millionaire is.............debatable.

i agree that it’s on scott to want to get better, and it’s great they sent him to rehab, but why are they partying with him? maybe if there were actual consequences for his behavior (you’re off the show, we’re not showing up to your vegas parties which would decrease you pay, etc) he would want to get better

Yes I could of screamed when I read that. It literally made my skin crawl. For all intensive purposes, it’s annoying.

I really, really hate when people say, “I could care less,” when what they are actually trying to say is, “I couldn’t care less.” The former indicates that they actually do care, at least somewhat.

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

I think it’s more the quality of the song here than the fact that he wrote a heartbreak/revenge song, but maybe that’s just me.

But there's plenty of people who don't have outrage for both. What's wrong with pointing that out?

Don’t hesitate. Those aren’t friends worth having, imo.

For some reason her tweet hit me the wrong way today. How can we heal the world when, seemingly, the majority of people won’t even acknowledge that it is wounded?

I say at my desk and cried for a man I didn’t know, but it turns out I went to high school with.

It’s probably too much to want his husband to be played by Kal Penn.

Exactly. The only people who don’t realize that are Trump supporters and Bernie supporters. Hmm why is that? Right they are both men. The only difference is that the Trump supporters were born a couple years earlier.

i feel so badly, but ME TOO!! and it’s election season, Daily Show should be on FIRE right now...

SAMANTHA BEE IS AWESOME. THAT IS ALL.

....what’s weird to me is any outrage over Brinkley hosing somebody off. But if the homeowner wasn’t famous and had just shot the lady because she was “drunk” and “trespassing” this would not have made the news.

I was never sure what the definition of “thirsty” was and now I know.

She is quite thirsty for one of those celeb selfies LMM is always posting.

Does Jill Zarin think she’s somebody?

George Clooney being awkward around kids sounds about right. I wonder how he’s managed to stay friends with Brad and his kindergarten class.

Ugh, I used to love Sanders, but I think he’s being such a shit little white man and saying that Hillary basically has to adopt all of HIS policy platforms before he’ll endorse her. Ummm, bro, Hillary is way more qualified than you are to be President and just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she can’t have her own…