Anyone that brags about the number of guns they have should not be allowed to own guns.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

50 LGBT people were massacred less than a month ago and this motherfucker decides to stage a hate crime for internet fame? I’m just appalled.

Indecently rich pop star girlfriend who travels frequently for worldwide tours with access to private planes and yachts says UK is “too far”. She’s just not the into you, bro.

bout damn time #femsmems

Yes, it was a graceful and thoughtful answer to a question she is no doubt being asked constantly right now.

“No, I don’t believe it,” Brewer responded brightly. “President Obama just always comes tearing after Republicans constantly. Calling names and calling people bigots and racists, and that’s their big comeback and absolutely ridiculous.”

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

that feel when your country gets better policy discussion at beauty pageants than actual presidential debates

pro: LGBT people can win pageants now

“Congratulations! You’ve won a ticket out of Missouri!”

I’m blonde and insufferable. Please check out my lifestyle blog. It’s modeled on my lifestyle, obviously. I give out helpful hints, such as:

Women are five times more likely to be murdered if their abuser has a gun.

ben is quickly making me biased against every person from Boston.

Either he has a mouth full of cotton balls, bad botox all over his face or he’s fucking wicked hammaaaard.

Kate, these Chrises are all very different and you should be ashamed for being unable to tell them apart.

I had no idea who he was. Did I just lose my luck by finding out who he is? Crap.

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

“you’re from the high plains, Janet”