Seriously, it’s like herding cats. If cats were racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, anti-science garbage creatures that fed on scotch and second wives.

“You’re not even taking into account that he didn’t set fire to the cafeteria yesterday. That should count, right? I mean, it does look bad if you look at all the times he does set it on fire, but what about the other 60% of the time he doesn’t? I bet you didn’t even think about that.”

Nobody else wants to lead this clown car of assholes, so Reince Preibus is stuck with the job.

I hate dancing.

Will someone explain what “dancing for The Weeknd” means?

By the way, her “frighteningly thin” physique had a lot to do with having nearly starved to death as a child, leaving her with a lifetime of health problems that made gaining fat and muscle difficult. By all accounts, she ate; she just couldn’t gain. If designers loved her for her tiny frame, that says some concerning…

I wouldn’t call her dull. She was thin because she was incredibly malnourished during WWII, and suffered a lot of health problems due to it. She did many tremendous things to assist the Dutch Resistence against the Nazis. She put herself in danger to distribute anti-Nazi pamphlets and she delivered messages for the…

thanks Grey Street’s mom, I’ll make different plans for my evening

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Bet you $5 she’s opposed to “GMO foods” and doesn’t realize that bananas are totally genetically modified.

What about 40 cakes?

Had a peculiar friend who are an entire bunch of bananas every day for a month. She got potassium poisoning. Pretty sure 51 bananas is not actually happening.

Plus bitch be tripping on sugar with that amount of fruit. She doesn’t come from and eating disorder background, she actively has one. Which makes this whole thing sad.

;P I’m a vegetarian because since I was a kid I didn’t like the taste or texture of meat, and I struggled to choke it down before my parents let me become a vegetarian around age 15. But even I look sideways at vegans. I tried it for a hot minute in college, but life is not worth living without cheese and iced cream.…

Do bananas plug you up? I’ve never eaten a whole banana. Texture/taste doesn’t do it for me.

Relatedly, I have been unable to discern why so many vegan YouTubers are from Australia.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.