Portland would be too hipster and contrarian to care about it. BRO THE TIMBERS ARE A REAL SPORT BRO

There was a moment during their first Superbkwl where Russell Wilson was unusually excited because Macklemore was going to play for the team at the hotel. Macklemore.

THIS MOTRHERFUCKER is a true Seahawks fan. He gets it.

For a city filled with smart people, this was by far the shittiest fan comment section in the WYTS series.

They STILL won’t shut up about Super Bowl 40 despite the fact that they only scored 10 points, Jerramy Stevens couldn’t catch a fucking cold, they let Willie Parker score the longest rushing TD in SB history, and there was a bad call on Hasselbeck throwing a block...after throwing a crippling 4th quarter interception.…

Oh yay. A bunch of transplants complaining about bandwagon fans. Go screw yourselves.

We’re so lucky that Portland doesn’t have an NFL team.

The list of Seahawks to remember was quite disappointing. So many bust QBs to choose from. I mean, the career passing leaders are Matt Hasselbeck and Dave Krieg, for pity’s sake.

Since last summer, places where the God-awful “SEA-HAWKS!” chant happened either witnessed by me or mentioned by others on social media:

I was reading Sports Illustrated’s clock management piece this week and it reminded me that the Seahawks burned two timeouts on that final drive with the clock not even running because this fucking offense still takes an average of 3 hours to get plays called in and to line up properly. This also fully justified the…

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

I spent the past week visiting my sister in Portland, and I dyed my hair partially orange, and drank delicious craft root beer, and generally had a solid relaxing time. Leaving aside that I am the worst and would continue to be the worst on the West Coast, I now have some thoughts about trying to move there some day.…

“When you’re in the same division as Jeff Fisher AND Jed York, you get a four-win head start every season”

I’ll let my homer flag fly, since the Hawks WYTS comes out on Monday, and say the first 2 plays don’t really seem so bad... Bo Jackson owned The Boz... Elliot got a couple yards by putting his head down.

He may have gotten the best of Chancellor in those 2 instances, but Elliott's career will not last very long initiating that kind of contact.

...How was Kam owned in the first hit? He was stationary on the field and Elliott was the one with forward momentum. Of course Kam got knocked back several steps. Despite having zero momentum he still held up Elliott all on his own until teammates came to bring him down. That’s a pretty good play.

Zeek was jawing at and pushing the defenders after plays as an unproven rookie. Can’t really be surprised when the scariest dude in the NFL doesn’t take a liking to that. Act like a punk, treated like a punk.*


*Honesty note: If he was wearing my favorite team’s jersey while doing that, I’d be totally cool with it.

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Becker’s attorney Thomas Rooke told MassLive.com that Becker received such a lenient sentence because anything harsher would have impeded his chances of having a college experience in Ohio.

....or you can be in favor of the judge using his discretion intelligently and also be against mandatory minimums. This isn’t a debate between a three year sentence and a four year sentence. Nor do I think anyone here wants to see him imprisoned for life, but this judge chose an equally absurd extreme. This guy will…