Ted’s waiting for Heidi to play “Find the Soup.”

So - Jezebel rails on celebrities who post about voting (see: https://jezebel.com/hey-its-me-the-celebrities-reminding-you-to-vote-1830255422) but Beyonce gets praised for....doing....the....same....thing? Lol. 

They are goofy AF!

I didn’t even notice the nipples at first because I couldn’t stop trying to figure out what’s going on with the coin purse earrings...

What are you talking about? It’s a bad joke about her tattoo, I think you’ve read a little too much into my comment.

That child is beautiful and I am older than dirt. 

Hard to stick it to the patriarchy with “DAD” tattooed on your fingers. Also, why does she have ASU’s mascot on her other arm?

If you’ve ever shopped at the Costco on 4th Ave S in (SoDo) Seattle, you’ll know the guy checking the receipts is there purely for entertainment as he looks at your cart and tries to guess the total before looking at the receipt.

Every single grocery store does this.

LET US EAT CAKE!

That’s...horribly incorrect.

They even have special business center stores in dense commerical areas that specifically cater to businesses.

They could (in theory) cancel your membership, based on you agreeing to and then violating the membership terms.  But yes, they almost certainly could not keep you there by force if you refused to stay.

Tat is the most ridiculous thing I have heard.  Costco was actually started out of the premise of supplying to businesses, such as restaurants.  Why else would anyone buy 500 lbs. of salt and pepper? 

Whoever told you that was stupid. They love businesses buying from them.

Yes, it absolutely is, if you’re a member of a warehouse club and are contractually obligated to show the receipt as part of your membership.

This feels ok. Like the people who get married at the start. I think it’s bananas since there was nothing similar to me to race day vs wedding day, but if it’s YOUR couple thing, you do you. 

Wow. She was probably calculating how much time she was wasting even as she was saying yes.

You know, if you were to check receipts against carts several hundred times per day, several days a week, you might actually *gasp* get good at it.

I’d imagine a lot of cashier errors are from double-scanning heavy items due to their unwieldiness, so they’d show up twice, right next to each other, on the receipt. If I were seeing a heavy item scanned twice back to back on the receipt, I’d double-check the cart to make sure they bought two of the same item, in…