I see we’ve all decided to forget how creepy Pete Davidson was to Ariana Grande and all the *insert Whoopi “You in danger, girl” gif here* moments, in favor of yet again blaming Ariana Grande for not being nicer to her troubled ex. Interesting.

I only just missed the Delia’s train - by the time I hit puberty it was all about Hot Topic and MCR - but I’m glad to hear it’s back.

I would pour through my Delia’s catalogues when they came in the mail.  The clothes were just so cool to my 90s-kid self!  

That photo definitely deserves to be framed (elaborate, gold naturally) and hung above the fireplace. 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......jk, it was the best of times. Early last month I got to visit France for the first time for vacation (with a major reason being to see Versailles in person) and naturally my gay ass needed an appropriate outfit fit for a King (or Queen, I’m definitely a Queen on…

I’ve only had a meal like that once (for a wedding anniversary) and sadly ended up tossing it all up later that night. I could not handle my generous wine pairings.

Tickets to see the original Hamilton cast with my best friend. We were in the last row of the theatre. 600 bucks. I regret nothing.

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

My most recent extravagant purchase was to have a custom cabinet made for my bedroom. It fits books, vinyl records and has a display portion. We decided it ourselves, and they had itc custom made and installed by a profesh. It felt very “grown up” to me. But also we have a newer car too. I spent most of my life riding…

I once got Mozzarella sticks with my dinner at Applebees

It’s a hip length silver fox fur :) and I did a physical location bootcamp (General Assembly), I wanted the accountability of going to a place everyday and seeing people in person. I’m in a big city so I had a few options luckily. and thank you!!

ok I have two.

If they changed the system, it would kill risk-taking.

My most extravagant purchases have probably all been meals: prix fixe meals at fancy restaurants that I couldn’t afford, but put on the credit card nonetheless. Typically we’re talking $400-$500 for dinner for two. I’ve probably done it three or four times.

A house? A four bedroom three bath house for two empty nesters? Yeah, I’m bad at this but I don’t think my purchase of a snowblower is any better. Wait, we did buy this bar cabinet thing that wheels around and has a top that unfolds to create a bar. That set us back $1k. Solid furniture is not cheap but we don’t ever…

I bought $2500 in gimmicky cookware that I grew to hate until the day I sent it to Goodwill. To be fair, I bought it in a hotel ballroom so it was at least partially under duress. Never got to use that “free cruise” voucher they gave me. :(

This is only a problem if one gymnast is far superior to the rest, and in that case it is not a problem because that gymnast is far superior to the rest and so deserves the gold.

There’s something about Biles that just bothers stuffy, self-important, “old fashioned” folks....

I just want to pluck of the wilted orchid blossoms behind you.

Bar Rafaeli Is the PERFECT cover for an Israeli spy. She’s well-known, but can show up anywhere in the world for a “modeling gig” and who would suspect her? You guys dismissed it right off the bat, so would others.