I learned the hard way never to abbreviate “Time & Attendance” or “analysis.”  Probably the best e-mail I ever sent to the executive team.

One of those abbrevs that doesn’t really work via text. Like “uge” / usual can be best understood aloud

“marriage p-surg” really fucked me up for a hot minute

Noooo! ‘Banana’ below has an uncle who produces maple syrup and says you can just skim the mold and boil it if that happens, FYI.

Is this from personal experience? If so, that sucks hard. I’ve never had that happen with maple syrup... my mother still keeps it room temp in the cupboard - at minimum 34 years of no mold.

Sorry US Men’s team...until you can dominate the gymnastics scene...stop bitching about not getting the attention.  

“...so I can’t, you know, over-exaggerate myself.”

I legitimately did not know what Cardi B was until May or June.

I don’t understand this Cardi B fascination.

Alright, I gotta ask. How did this even start? Do they actually have a good reason to be fighting? Did someone slap someone’s mom? Or did someone throw a hotdog at the other person? I have had customers call me terrible things and threaten physical violence and I’m just like, meh, whatever.

“If Minaj was offered the song first, why take it to Cardi B at all? Wouldn’t Cardi have gotten upset when the offer was rescinded?”

Now, could all the parties involved take a long social media break?

“It’s too girly” = “ONLY MEN SHOULD RESPOND TO THE TV SHOWS.  WE SHOULD EXPERIENCE NO EMOTIONS OTHER THAN LAUGHTER AND HATE.  IF WE LAUGH AT SOMETHING WE HATE, EVEN BETTER.”

Because nothing says “I’m tired of talking about it” more than posting 10 rant videos in a row.

This was actually a hilarious comment. Some days it feels like 50% of this blog is just shilling for Cardi B. It's kind of inexplicable unless they're getting paid by her publicist. This is good trolling.

There’s an issue that one female rapper could fill the vacuum of another, that we pit these women against each other. There are structural sexist concerns. However, Nicki took advantage of them when it suited her. She also hamstrung herself by attaching various gimmicks to her output. She has talent but her music was…

Except WWE is more interesting and has characters that one can really get behind.  Nicki and Cardi are just boring.

Pfft, boring. Let me know when there’s gonna be a good fight:

These fights are like WWF Wrestling. Fake and used to generate interest in the products they are selling.

Who are they again?