Earlier this week, Samantha discussed Meghan’s pregnancy in another interview with The Sun. “It just makes everything that happened over the last year disappear,” she told the publication.

Diddy’s a notoriously shitty partner, though. Why should women his age put up with it for propriety’s sake?

Oh, Ariana :(

Ordinarily, I am not dancing around to Ariana’s tunes. But I feel for her lately. Her mass shooting nightmare show and the chaos with her ex may have thrown her into the whole escapist“woohoo happy dance too much “ love whirlwind with the not-so stable Davidson.

After staring at the photo, which is just low res enough to make my eyeballs almost see a couple patches where a perfect tone-match bandaid could be, I sleuthed it out.

Does that baby have lipstick or lip gloss on?

Ariana’s replacement tattoo:

Finally someone addresses the astrological reasons behind this whole thing. It all finally makes sense.

Meh. What else are tabloids going to write about?  ¯\_(:/)_/¯ 

Oh for Pete's sake.

These people’s 5 minutes were up 10 minutes ago! We need a browser Pete/Ariana stopper like I have for Faux sites.

Uh, I dunno. I think there are teens who would knowingly eat ash-laden cookies. I’m pretty sure that some that I went to high school with would have. I’m really old and I don’t think goth was really a thing then, but they were mostly the strange kids who dressed in black and hung out by the auditorium. They…

Meh i think maybe it’s real because like you said, teens are weird. And while it’s gross, I guess, cuz of the thought of eating a dead human- what are ashes? Is it any different than eating a charred marshmallow at the end of the day (yes it probably is different, man kids are weird, gotta love ‘em).

Eh, just eat instead. I’ve found food brings much more reliable comfort and pleasure than any amount of “8 minutes of banging, than awkwardness, then the hard reboot kicks in.”

Seriously. Literally every person who has ever read or watched Romeo and Juliet have known from like the first 6 lines that the play ends with their 2 suicides, and yet no one storms out of the new Globe screaming about spoilers.

It only takes people two months to get over a breakup? The only ones I got over that quickly were people I definitely did not want to sleep with ever again

Meh. There are people that can do this with relatively few consequences. I’m not one of them. In fact, I find it difficult to even be friends with exes (without a decent period of little to no interaction.) To each their own.

THere’s no way I could do that. Sex leads to cuddling, which leads to reminiscing, which leads to nostalgia and BAM! together again

My anecdotal experience definitely backs this up. Sometimes, it’s been awhile since 2 people have had sex, and hey if they already know the sex with each other is good, why not! So what if one person thinks the other is KIND OF an asshole, and the other thinks the first person is KINDA lame. Banging is dope!

Sleeping with my ex right now and can confirm it is 100% NOT letting me move on. I was doing great before that happened. Now I’m back with all the feels, even though he’s moved on he keeps coming back bc I let him. I started seeing someone after we broke up and ended up pushing that super nice guy away bc I suddenly…