They aren’t teenagers...what are you typing?

Right? I’m not a huge fan of hers, but at least I know who she is. I still don’t know who Pete Davidson is- other than that he seems kinda creepy.

But did she bring fame on herself?  Her parents had her working cruise ships by age eight.  Did she ever even get a say?

rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health

Thank god. Every time he talked about her, it was always to sexualize her. He even joked about switching out her birth control pills with Tic Tacs so she wouldn’t leave him. He was happy to be with the hot chick and she probably thought his creepy, stalker behavior was cute at first. Thank God she woke up.

Thoughts and prayers.

I don’t want her to be sad, because I honestly think she’s been through enough, including being harassed and bullied online and blamed for her ex’s death, but I think she deserves better than someone who talks publicly about fucking her the way he does. 

They’re 24 and 25

Who could have thought this would happen? I mean other than every single person who heard about this relationship, even in passing.

He joked about needing to get her pregnant on SNL a couple of weeks ago, and I was like, oh, bummer. If the relationship was at all how it seemed based on that series of jokes, they were doomed. It’s funny and maybe sweet at first to joke about how he’s out of her league, but after five months, it falls flat. How can…

I look forward to seeing all of the creative ways they cover up their many matching tattoos. 

I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.

“I am constantly amazed at how people men so unstable...”

lol. I need to call dudes whiny shits more often.

Not that there will be any consequences, but possibly the only thing I’m enjoying about the year of absolute SUCK that is 2018, is the outing of the fact that MEN are the ones that are actually too emotional, unstable, unreliable, uncontrollable, and irresponsible to lead companies or governments.

It's pretty funny.

I legit thought that picture was Kate Middleton, not Meghan Markle. It’s like there is an official princess handbook on coats and hats and blush!

Yeah I was like uhhh I also usually only take my coat off once I’m inside if conditions outside require use of said coat...

At least this creep is reliably consistent, age does nothing to dull his rampant asshattery.