It’s your comprehension. ;(

I believe there are people over the age of 12 who don’t know how difficult childbirth is. Just a few years ago, a state representative from Idaho named Vito Barbieri asked if it was possible for a woman to swallow a camera for a gynecological exam. There are also men who actually believe that women can “hold”…

Keira is a world renowned movie star if she feels there are people out there over the age of twelve who still think giving birth is a walk in the park she can feel free to leave the hospital and let the paps snap her looking any way she pleases.

*Hear Hear.

She and Asia Argento have set #MeToo back approximately one million years  

C’Mon Rose...get over yourself. The movement was always about more than you. I feel bad for your pain, but you can’t erase that by bullying other survivors. Maybe you’re not invited places because you’re sort of a dick who wants to control the narrative? Maybe? Ya think?

My understanding is that in this context “give witness” means to try to convert you, usually by telling you how God can fix you.

Your ex is a dick.

“Nature’s Crude Stippling” is my new band name now, though, so thank you for that. 

I bet he thought that was SO POETIC, too.

Lady, you did the world a great favor by breaking his flight of fantasy! I love that it was just a little bit 😂 just the tip, right?

Vince is a POS. I hope that you never spoke to him ever again.

“hitting that hairy hole raw.”

Years ago I made a wise-cracking anonymous craigslist post soliciting stories from men about why they like hairy women. One respondent actually seemed cool: fermented food scientist, book reader, motorcycle rider. We agreed to meet at a metro park and go for a walk. When I told a girlfriend she was (obviously!)…

Not a date, but I was on a plane once next to a guy who asked me where the plane was going. That was... interesting.

“nature’s crude stippling”

This guy took me to the restaurant his family owned. I guess he thought he’d impress me by being a total dick to the wait staff. Snapping his fingers, berating them. At one point he wanted them to line up so he could inspect them. I wanted to crawl under the table. It was obvious they hated him. He didn’t tip.

I went out with a guy once for coffee, and then once more on a “real” date. It was half way through this one that, thanks to chit chat, a family photo, and his distinctive first name, I realized his dad was one of my regular clients.

I went out with this dude I wasn’t particularly interested in, because he introduced himself to me at a club as a good friend of my friend Vince, saying Vince thought we would hit it off.

Years and years ago my aunt who lives in Vermont decided to she wanted to set me up with her friend’s son, who lived in the same city I lived in. At the time i was super hung up on some other guy and told him as much. A year or two later he found me on okcupid, and asked me out. We went to some show in SF, it was ok,…