I tried to make a joke about someone named “Tripp” appearing on a dancing show, but I couldn’t make anything land. Anyone want to try?

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus why would any adults watch this

The rumors are true: Honey Boo Boo is coming to Dancing with the Stars: Juniors, along with Miles Brown from black-ish and Bristol Palin’s child.

Kid cooking shows - YES

Bristol Palin’s child. jesus christ america.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gqkj5j/that-s-thing-everyone-drew-in-school-what-is-it

“...and Bristol Palin’s child”.

I was sexually assaulted in college—although it took me almost 20 years to even realize that’s what you call what happened to me—and after that, the few brief relationships I had were marked by spiking levels of anxiety and panic in intimate situations. I’m a guy, and even though I’ve always been far from being a…

Did you see her new book announcement? 

Probably the exact same things that happened during everyone else’s Senior Beach Week, except Brett was rich so he probably had better booze.

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

Is this for real?

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

As Lindy West once said, "I'm a witch, and I'm hunting you." 

I was a teen in the mid-90’s and lived and saw just so much stuff that was never reported. I remember some dummy giving my friend and I weed laced with god only knows what, then pinning me down in his basement while I fought him until his own dog attacked him. I was super pissed off, really respected that dog and…

I think women are taught from an early age that crimes committed against them just aren’t important. And yet: 

Teaching my son about consent has been insanely easy.

I didn’t report my rape because it would have ruined my family. I was raped by my uncle @14 in the upstairs bathroom while the entire family was out in the yard having a bbq. If I had mentioned it to anyone, my father would have killed my uncle, gone to prison, and my family would be over. So I didn’t say anything. I…

What’s the point of being sentient if I can’t be self-shamed day and night to try to rise above my own state of entropy?