... “the baby dance.” I hate people sometimes. Also I don’t have any experience with pregnancy and/or miscarriages, but I’m sending love your way <3.

Gah... He's so precious! I wanna boop his snoot and smooshed his face! 

Hi Fred! You look so concerned... I know the state of world is concerning right now, but don’t worry, you’re a Good Boy!

Good evening! Just thought I’d pop over and post a picture of my super awesome bow tie wearing dog, Fred. And yes, his favorite film is The Shining. Hope everyone had a great week!

Hey Jezzies - I posted a few weeks ago about taking custody of my nephew and I need a place to vent, and I probably need some advice too. Feel free to dish it out.

Man, I just miss The Toast.

I guess the difference is I’ve always seen him as kinda smaller than life. Like, I’m inclined to believe that he’s dating a teenager because he is, emotionally, a teenager. That’s not an OK thing for all kinds of reasons, but I think of him as enough of a doofus for the most innocent explanation to be possible.

“What logical conclusion is there but death?”

... allegedly 16? What kind of drugs are you on.

May I be the first debunker of your conspiracy theory? Her date of birth: April 20, 2000. Her father is producer Jimmy Jam Harris, who once produced Janet Jackson’s work. She isn’t lying about her age.

Perhaps: not everyone thinks he’s a good musician/good singer, which can make his career success seem somewhat disproportionate to his talent?

Is it just me or does Bella Harris look like she has a Snapchat filter on in all of her photos?

She absolutely does not look 30.

I'm no Taylor Swift fan, but I did feel sorry for her when I read the news about this stalker. Must be terrifying. 

As a 29 year old man, I feel really grossed out of the idea of dating an 18 year old. I just can’t imagine the immaturity. I was a dumb ass 18 year old, I don’t want a refresher course.

Is Drake trying to become the person millenials will have to spend years deliberating once confronted with the R. Kelly-ian truth in our 50s before the eventual come to Jesus moment?

Marijuana use, multiple assaults, vandalism, and DUI to name a few. But, hell yeah!, c’mon in, rich whiteboy! For the rest of us - even after weed becomes legal here in Canada next month - we are told that admitting to any use when simply trying to enter the US for a visit can result in a lifetime ban. You people and…

I couldn’t figure out why Drake gets all this hate, although I hate him too. I googled it and found:

Wait...you can still become a citizen of the United States of America/get a green card with his kind of arrest/criminal record? BAD HOMBRE, DUDES.

“I want to rape Taylor Swift. This is why I hate Taylor herself ... This is how I know I am Taylor’s soulmate.”