Watching the results come in last night was certainly a mixed bag. It was sad to see the progressive challengers lose at the statewide level but so much good happened at the district level. I took the day off from work yesterday and spent 8 hours knocking on doors in Corona for Jessica Ramos; I almost cried when they…

She barely left NYC. NY is a big state.

Have to admit that I didn’t expect Nixon to trail quite so far behind Cuomo in this political climate. I get the hesitation around another celebrity getting into the mix, but considering she is up against someone so brazenly corrupt I figured she would have at least been within 10 points in the polling.

I still don’t get why you didn’t donate 6,500 pairs of Nikes to a homeless vet who can burn them to cook his dinner.

Sometimes (not often) I genuinely feel bad for the people who make the responses highlighted here, when it’s such an obvious joke that they don’t get. A normally pretty smart dude who covers politics for Vice missed a super obvious joke a couple weeks back that he tried to dunk on and I just wanted to give him a hug.

My fav is def “why would you spend so much money as a joke?” 

Never before has there been a better description of being Online. 

This is all well and good. Yet you fail to answer the most pressing question:

“Fake shoes!" 

The Washington Post has an article today to “debunk” the rumor that there are sharks in Hurricane Florence. People are really fucking dumb, what can you do?

The way she seems to have randomly appealed to NYCHA residents (that’s the scandalously inept agency that runs the housing projects) to vote for Cuomo, of all people, is particularly out-of-left-field.

“I wouldn’t let my daughter do it. I look at her now and she’s 15, and to think that I was going topless at her age is crazy.”

She’s canceled and she knows it. Currently waiting for the Britney-esque public breakdown.

Jesus Susan, just stop already.

T.I. endorsed Cynthia Nixon, sort of.

Why does Nicki Minaj have to keep making me mad at her when I love her so much. 

don’t worry some of us got it

that’s the joke

I wish I were a chef in the White House, just so every June, I could serve Donald Trump a birthday cake that says: 72 Years Ago You Should Have Been a Blowjob, Happy Birthday!

Fred Trump should have been the one to pull out.