I really liked their guest spot on the My Brother, My Brother, and Me show.
Srsly. I don’t think she even realizes how much she reveals about herself when she talks about Meghan and their dad.
Seriously. It’s not like anyone’s methane-ice skiing chalet suddenly nosedived in value because its now on an unfashionable dwarf planet.
I’m old, and Pluto is the 9th planet.
Let’s not forget that Pluto’s demotion was partially due to his egregious mistreatment of Proserpina. Yes, I know, times were different back then, but we’re finally starting to hold powerful men and gods accountable for how they’ve treated women, and I think it’s appalling that a feminist site like Jezebel would…
Katie McDonough is a power hunger bagel bully! “Asking” that you all try one of these mashugana mash-up monstrosities is her way of bullying the staff. What was your option? “Umm, no .... please no .... please don’t make me taste it and I promise I won’t go to HR ... please.”
Cinamon Raisin bagel with scallion cream cheese is where it’s at, no apologies
You know how many people have this knee-jerk dislike of Anne Hathaway, despite not being able to put their finger on why? That’s how I feel about Ashlee Simpson. She seems so...fake and crafted. What’s worse is that just looking at her husband makes me cringe and scowl. I think it might be his unflattering facial hair.
My Tamagotchi, and my virginity! Who’s laughin now!
Hmm. Could it be the right time to resurrect my tamagotchi-sitting business?
Poor Diana Ross. So talented and awesome but her son is such a dud, and he married one too. At least she has Tracee.
Interested to see the folks popping up to say they’ve kept theirs alive for 20 years. There must be some.
My neighbor has a Ted Cruz sign in her yard (i’ve counted two such signs in my old-ass, Conservative golf people neighborhood; which tells me that not even the olds like this asshole) and the slogan is: “Ted Cruz: Tough as Texas.” Fuck me, that’s such an insult to Texas.
Did you misspell “voila” on purpose as a clever homage to Ashlee’s dubious musical talents, or to distract from the fact that she possibly thinks “faux fur” is a kind of animal fur? (Which is a plot point that I desperately need to know more about.)
You don’t have to actually believe in reincarnation to see who he is- and that should be scary enough.
He looks like a chunk of Silly Putty that shops at JC Penney.
The Simpson-Rosses are moderately entertaining, sure, but fail to capture the charm of other reality couples like Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler in Very Cavallari
My ex said I abandoned him. I watched him slowly kill himself, and would wake up every morning wondering if he would be breathing when I went to check on him. Then when he did get sober, he suddenly had all kinds of issues with who I was as a person.