Somewhat off-topic tangent:

My partner has the same haircut as Bobby — shaved on the sides and long on top — but, unlike Bobby, it is NOT a good look for him. He has thick curly hair that just flops around up there and the total effect makes him look like Sideshow Bob. How do I come to some kind of peace with the fact…

The bodysuit was considered disrespectful but Adidas having their athletes look like a herd of zebras two years ago was okay?

At first I thought this was going to be about how a new suit was giving people a new advantage and causing them to perform better - like full body wetsuits and cap suits in swimming from 2014 to 2016 - but nope. It straight up reads like they just don’t like the looks which is fucking dumb. If I was the director of…

Didn’t I read that she’s constantly tested for PEDs? Like way more than any other player?

Am I showing my age (having grown up with 2nd wave feminish) that I can’t stand it when people refer to this as a ‘catsuit’? Do wrestlers wear minicatsuits? If a male tennis player wanted to wear a singlet (like a wrestler) or a unitard (like a speed skater), would it be discussed with such casually sexualizing…

She makes them feel so puny and pathetic. She makes them feel so weak and insecure. She walks out on that court, looking like that, dominating the sport like that, and they cannot handle it. The only thing they can do to try and diminish her power and her greatness is some bullshit dress code? SUFFER, FRENCH TENNIS…

Why am I not surprised? White supremacy rears its ugly head in an attempt to shame and control a powerful woman of color. 

Once I had a boss (in city government) who put together an invitation list to a reception for a company looking to possibly relocate in our city. He was all excited about how he was going to get the best people in the city to come out and impress these visitors. The invite list he gave me to send out had 35 people on…

The worst part about working in politics and government as a woman is the explaining I have to do.

The harassment I am experiencing on the campaign trail is astounding to me.

I think I am biased towards hating them as they remind me of the kind of couple that makes out on a crowded subway and doesn’t care about the other people. Then then get off and because they’re holding hands blocks the escalator for people to walk past them.

I’m a very, very happy boy who is very, very loved and I’m very lucky.” Then he paused before adding, “And my dick’s forever hard.”

Then he paused before adding, “And my dick’s forever hard.”

Yeah, if it’s not simultaneously being streamed on the same day, forget it. I cannot wait and I have other ways of accessing the can’t miss content.

But.... I’ve been watching this show on Netflix for the past month. Have I been watching something else? Am I living in the future? Am I a Future Man? Am I THE Future Man? I AM FROM THE FUTURE ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

LOLZ. I can confirm how funny, humble and nice Tony Hawk is. I’ve worked in the action sports industry for years and honestly, every time I do an event and he’s involved, I breathe a sigh of relief because he is an absolute breath of fresh air who isn’t a total idiot or dbag or combo of the two.

“I am totally boning!” Says man not boning.

Jennifer Garner’s friends ought to stage an intervention for her. She needs to quit Ben Affleck.

Sorry, Scott, all this insistence you’re having lots of post-breakup sex - very sexy sex! - leads me to believe you’re sitting at home in the dark listening to Post Malone’s “I Fall Apart” while you sadly masturbate in between sobbing fits.

Nikki seems to be kinda losing it. Does she not have a publicist?