Oh, go fuck yourself.

Did you see her instagram stories this weekend of her and her friends opening a bottle of wine with a nail and hammer because they forgot a wine key??? I love her so freaking much; that’s exactly the kind of representation I want in Congress.

Oooh look at the Lasik expert over here!

You’re not wrong but also I love it.

OMG, Esther, give it up already. 

Yeah, totally. It’s an uphill battle, but it’s also an uphill battle to get meaningful change if you do it the other way. And frankly, personally, I think her strategy is better from a moral, values standpoint. She’s not compromising on what she believes in when she introduces legislation. (And I fully expect that a…

I think her policies are fully fleshed out, they’re just not incrementalist like everyone is used to. And honestly, that’s an uphill battle for her, but I do respect it.

It’s super weird that Jezebel writers are getting so defensive about . . . actual adverse health effects people are suffering? Like, I get it, you’re all addicted to vaping. Fine. But the tone of every single post about it here is so weird. Nobody is attacking you personally by getting sick and if you think they are,…

No, haven’t you been keeping up? Jezebel does not care, and actually seems to want to encourage teen vaping because adults aren’t cool or something? Not real sure on the reasoning here.

I can’t wait to read her book; she is such a great writer. I read her victim impact statement when it went viral, and then a couple of years later revisited it when I had to write my own. I hope she has great success with this book and I also hope she moves on to have a fulfilling professional and personal life that…

I almost feel bad for Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin. They talk so much about how much work their relationship is and how hard marriage can be. I used to be in a relationship that was very difficult and I thought that was just the way things were, but it turns out it was so hard because we just were not compatible. 

Jesus, you guys really come up with the worst takes. It’s impressive, really.

Who let you out of the nursing home??

They still had an indigenous population to colonize and hate and feel superior to.

LOL that Australia needed any help from us in that department. The country is already full of crazy, hateful racists!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you’re vaping, I wouldn’t say you’ve quit smoking . . . 

Please dismiss the asshole.

Keep it in the freezer! Or vacuum seal it.

Yeah, nobody is going to make any kind of “human rights complaint” about preventing a kid from going blind and deaf, but nice try.