That was lovely. Thank you.

There is something you can do about this: Stop shopping there.

It’s my stuff, you don’t have any right to make me stop & hand someone a receipt.

They never let you leave if that happens. You’ll be stuck there forever, sorry.

I’m so not surprised that she’s showing up here on Jezebel after the Taylor Swift posts. Y’all are a perfect T-Swift hating match!

LOL good for you and your boyfriend, being sooooo smart to be above it all.

You think it really took more than two weeks to make this song? I mean, have you listened to it?

LOL, nah. Maybe at one point in time DECADES AGO he cared about Native and Rural Alaskans, but that time is long gone.

Being an only child (which you are not and never have been) is a perfectly good existence.

How can a hat be acrid?

Yes, from personal experience!

Definitely refrigerate your good maple syrup so you don’t go to use it one day and find it totally covered in mold :(

Why does every post on this site have to be so goddamn snarky?

LOL, you know what website you’re on, right?

Wait, a $60,000 condo in New York? I’ll take 10!

Your birthday is also Norwegian Constitution Day!

Good for her. Get it, girl!

OMG it’s pleaded. You guys never get that one right.

lmgtfy.com

Nah, Bobby was actually smart and capable of relevant cultural criticism even in the constrained form of a gossip round up. The other writers here are . . . not.