If you’re not Alaskan, please stop calling her! I’ve been trying all morning to get through to her office to thank her and the phone lines are busy and mailboxes are full. Really, if you’re not a constituent, her office isn’t very interested in what you have to say.

Yeah, but Costco’s Polish sausage was even better and they got rid of it :’(

Wait, what?!? This is terrible news! Bobby is so much smarter and funnier than the other gossip writers around here.

I got dumped by the man I really thought I was going to spend my life with and he did it in such a terrible way that I didn’t even think he was capable of. I’m sad and angry and upset that I believed it was actually going to work.

Wait, am I missing out on a joke here? I wanna know the joke!

And this was fourteen months ago!! I think she’s still the principal?

I love doing this to men.

Awww poor babies won’t be able to write their misogynistic drivel anymore, whatever will they do :( :( :( 

The purview of the NYRB is wide and vast.

A 3 month old is not going to strangle herself while wearing a lanyard for a photo op and being held by one of her parents.

Okay, but I want to see a picture of the adorable, squishy baby wearing the official nametag.

“But the kind of insecurity that drives you to overachieve is like constant self-punishment, and if you keep moving your own goalposts, you’ll drive yourself insane.”

I was going to say, I freaking love the yogurt I make in my Instant Pot! If there’s a better yogurt maker out there, I wanna know.

Hahaha it’s funny that you can’t tell how much of a giant, pretentious douche you are. You sound like a 15 year old. Hell, maybe you are a 15 year old. NYRB is by no means the be-all and end-all of culture. And I say that as a subscriber.

Hey, old white men:

He’s not suffering anything. He fucked up and got fired for it, the same consequence any of us would face in our own jobs.

Bobby’s round ups are in a class above any other.

Dude, Drake, did you make this burner account just to defend yourself? We can see right through it.

Drake is 100% grooming her and it is gross and creepy and vile.

I love it. And I’m okay with it because it was his moment he was interrupting, not hers. Not like that Chinese diver whose dipshit boyfriend interrupted her medal ceremony to propose.