After reading this article, I can only come to one conclusion:

I’m completely fine with just skipping Thanksgiving decorations all together. It’s a garbage holiday built on lies, racism, and colonialism anyways. Honestly, I would scrap it completely if family expectations would allow.

I tend to fulfill this by leaving Halloween stuff around long after October, and putting up…

“vaginal deodorizers, VSpot Medi Spa’s vaginal steaming services, Billie’s razors”

ok this is a thing coupled people always say and I’m like...y’all ok? is everyone being smothered? are you not allowed to have alone time or what? 

Congrats on achieving something you wanted to achieve, but just because you didn’t like your body when it was fat doesn’t mean other fat people feel that way. Sit the fuck down and don’t be an asshole. 

People are grossed out by rats, but they actually make wonderful pets.

This is a seriously awesome take after reading an article which directly explains the harm caused by the performers real names being public. Although, apparently the deranged people that target them are not at fault, it is on them for choosing that profession in the first place.

Yeah, it seems weird to treat his relationship to Dylan as nearly an aside.

The book is about NBC killing the story and Farrow trying to get it published.

Agreed, that wasn’t really my point though. This intermittent fasting isn’t what’s making Jen so “fabulous.” She “looks so good” because she’s a millionaire and has plastic surgery, chefs and personal trainers at her disposal.

I am also someone who reads all things Jennifer Aniston for no good reason, and I always find the articles re: her eating habits so triggering (I know, I know, my fault for reading). She was, like, the ideal body type when I was a teenager, and an impossible shape for me to ever achieve. But I sure as hell tried. I’m…

Miley, this shit is exactly why people think of the sexuality spectrum as a phase or “just trying to get attention.” It’s one thing to still be working things out, it’s another to announce queerness is because men are sucky. ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER.

....that’s what you took away from her babble? 

This is especially shitty for bi people, because she plays into the exact stereotypes that get us scorned by monosexuals in the queer community, not to mention how little straight people understand us anyway.

Did she forget that being bi/pan is a thing? After specifically coming out as pan if I recall correctly.

Yeah, when one half of a split is silent and the other is out there talking trash about them and taking effort to show off their new partner and how great they are, I usually assume the noisy half is the asshole. She’s giving me severe ‘show my ex how wrong they were’ vibes right now.

It has always been my priority to protect the LGBTQ community I am a part of.

Whew...Liam REALLY dodged a bullet. Well, insofar as his marriage to Miley lasted only 5 minutes...

Miley was co-opting queer culture to make a buck. Period, end of story. 

Everyone I’ve ever spoken to about Fantastic Beasts was amazingly disappointed that Colin Farrell turned into Johnny Depp. No one likes Johnny Depp in the role, especially since we’re supposed to believe Jude Law’s character has a thing for Johnny Depp’s character.