My freckles are invisible in the winter and show up after I’ve been in the sun for approximately 2 minutes.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Here’s to not washing your hair often. When I first had mine dyed a super pale and high maintenance color I backed off washing but was used to it getting greasy in 2 days, now months later I wash maybe once a week (rinsing other days) and it never gets greasy and is way healthier. I blame Big Shampoo.

I love the rock.

Breathe, yo.

Am I the only one who would, in the event of one of these apocalypse scenarios this guy is preparing for, would totally just find a gun and eat a bullet? Because seriously, if the world is ending and I’m still alive for some reason, I know I won’t last long and I may as well just end it and let my cats eat my corpse.

Ah yes, I thought the whole thing sounded very mormon. I have to say that I’m kind of impressed then, stockpiling food is a much kinder way to express your religion to your employees than they way Hobby Lobby deals with them.

I’m also the big weirdo who loves spoilers. I hate surprises. Knowing what’s going to happen has never ruined a movie for me.

“Explain the appeal of Jess Mariano without going into looks”

My parents live in NY so I have to remember if its 7pm in AZ whether I’m calling them at before their bedtime at 9pm or after it at 10pm.

We here in Arizona have known how meaningless DST is and how shitty winter is. That’s why we have neither. Its great.

Map for the curious:

This image is more upsetting to me than anything else associated with this campaign. I’d rather see real human blood than what I assume is supposed to be reminiscent of a big fat clot?

I’m so glad my dad has never had anything to say about me wearing leggings besides “hey, are those popular again?”

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

Adele in general- meh.

I don’t know. I can see it becoming big with the teen set in Japan. Or even gaining popularity in India for weddings for brides.

My favorite new thing is that heels are for adults, and flats for children. :/

Because apparently a woman couldn’t just wear flats because she felt like it? It would just be totally unbelievable for a woman to just wear pumps or a flat soled boot?