it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

Yeah, I’m with Deadmau5 on this one. That poor horse.

I typically google translate words like “yeast infection, diarrhea, urinary infection, allergic reaction, etc.” into all the languages of the countries I’ll be in. Copy the words (or better yet, print them) into a notebook/journal/whatever.

Pretty much any alcohol has that effect on me if I drink it... Little late to the party boys

They can’t be hidden and can really effect employment, they hurt a lot, and they often don’t heal or age well. The skin of your hands just doesn’t tattoo very well. Foot tattoos tend to also fade and go fuzzy quickly. Some shops won’t do foot tattoos either for that reason.

Hard to hide, painful, they have a tendency to fade and look bad, and many employers look down and won’t hire people with them. I know here in TN lots of employers have a no visible tattoo rule.

Yeah, as a heavily tattooed woman I agree. I’ve had most artists make recommendations about placement and style to me. In fact, I’ve had sort of the anti-Dan experience (with a guy who also refuses to do hand and neck tattoos on people who aren’t already covered in tats, btw—it’s seriously a common policy) where my…

I hate to be Team Tattoo Artist, but just like you can decide where you want your tattoos, he can also decide what work he’ll stand behind and what he WON’T. Clearly you have artistic differences, as evident by your contempt of his other work. So why would you use him in the first place?

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

The logic he employed is common in the tattoo world. I have had tattoo artists strongly persuade me to get one tattoo over another, placed here instead of there. I listened. Had I not, I would have kept shopping. You threw a fit and as far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with you being a woman. You’re attempt to…

Sometimes I think one of my cats loves me too much. He cries if you shut the bathroom door and him and tries to claw his way underneath the small gap. He cries off and on all night for being locked out of the bedroom. If you let him in the bedroom, he will knead you and purr loudly all night without stop. He basically…

Yeah, the thigh rub is also the worst. It’s why I’ve worn jeans through most summers past. This year, I’m going to try Body Glide. I’ll let you know how it goes!

“Women who enthusiastically like sex with men often have fantasies of being with two at once. It’s an open secret among my most man-loving girl friends that we’re all praying for a mind-blowingly hot MMF threesome before we die, though we despair of it ever happening because, well, threesomes are hard, and few men…

This has never been a fear of mine.

Yeah. They have good memories and can live for up to 30 years as opposed to dogs which only live for around 10.

I fully accept kangaroos and goats as therapy animals. All animals are therapeutic to me. Not sure that means I can take them in a restaurant with me though (at least until I buy that cat hoodie that’s making the rounds online today).

I almost got trompled by a regular old domestic cow once. Not even a big one, just a little cow. I don’t understand why people think it’s okay to go right up to a great big wild one.

Yeah, now that I’m not holding up a Subway line being seemingly tested by a sandwich riddlemaster I can think of a few good reasons.

Dude here: Around 3:00 pm, super inconvenient.