My boyfriend and I have TWO of these. You can’t go to the bathroom alone because old fat cat gets lonely and the kitten likes to watch the toilet flush. They meet us at the door and try to trip us until they get picked up for kisses. The kitten likes to be held like a baby and old fat one insists on being held up…

That’s a great idea, but it works even faster if you put the cold compress on the back of your neck

Colourpop Raven! Its cheap as hell, the shimmer doesn’t fallout, and its a lovely formula

I’ve never been fond of summer either. It’s just too sunny. Thankfully, I do have a/c (I’m not sure it would be ethical for apartments not to have it where I am), but I hate going outside for any reason during the day in summer. The brightness of the sun always gets to me, even through sunglasses.

I actually really like the Instead Softcups, but that’s because I enjoy being able to have mess free sex spontaneously. They never leak and they’re so easy to use. I almost forget I’m on my period when I use them.

It doesn’t work as well as regular lotion, that is true. But I know myself, and I know I won’t use regular lotion so it works a lot better than doing nothing. Plus it take no time, unlike real lotion

I don’t go to clubs, but I have driven by a night club/convenience store combo in the outskirts of Roswell, NM (yes, the place with aliens) and I have no doubt that it must be one of the saddest places on earth

Oh, god...my boyfriend’s stupid, giant cat would LOVE that thing. He makes you hold him like a toddler and wraps his front paws around your neck, plus he loves being rocked and bounced. He weighs about 18 pounds though, so I’m not sure this would hold up.

As someone who has worked with horses for most of my life from early childhood, the fear of horses is justified. They are basically accident prone toddlers that can kill or horrifically maim an adult human without even trying. I still love them, but my bf thinks I’m insane for still wanting to be around them after the…

Yep, I was chased by an irate cow for about half a mile when I was horseback riding. Regular cows are rather large and fast, I have no desire to get near a wild cowlike animal

Late afternoon is always the best time. My boyfriend affectionately calls me a demon in the morning, so he’s given up on that. I’m just too groggy for at least an hour after I wake up.

I have a nightshade intolerance. It won’t kill me, but it makes me very uncomfortable. I’m lucky that I can still eat potatoes, but tomatoes, peppers, and eggplant give me deep muscle twitches, gastrointestinal distress, joint pain, and a rash. I can’t eat onions, avocado, or coconut in any significant amount, or I…

This is not exactly new. My elementary used to try to cover up bad meat with a lot of spices and any day there was a heavily spiced meat dish, it meant kids would be going home with food poisoning.

That really, really weirds me out. Then again, I grew up with a mother who worked, but not out of necessity. My dad convinced her to finish her degree and get a job right before I was born because he thought it was important for her to have the means to support herself easily if anything happened to him (he’s a bit…

I get the wide hipped struggle. I have rather wide hips and rather broad shoulders so its rare that anything fits. I thought men’s jackets could be the solution to my shoulders hulking through ladies jackets, but...hips

I really like “androgynous” (scare quotes because it tends to contain traditionally masculine but not traditionally feminine aspects) clothing, but its current iteration seems to only work well for certain body types. I certainly have a hard time with men’s clothes. Honestly, I prefer more of a theatrical look and the…

I can’t curl and I can’t braid at all. I’m decent with a straightener, but I can only do circa 2006 emo child with it, so I don’t bother.

I get it. My BFF’s birthday is New Year’s Eve. It’s admittedly a more festive time than Lent, but planning is still a huge problem. The Lent thing is less so for me these days since I don’t have any religious friends at least

My birthday usually follows very shortly after Lent begins. My family is not particularly religious, but the area I grew up in was heavily Catholic. Every year, I’d bring treats to class and maybe 1/3 of the class would actually eat them. For the same reason, most of my classmates wouldn’t go to my parties (also I was…

It is kind of a frustrating assumption. The last time I had really short nails, I was probably about 8 years old.