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The Overall Crumminess Of Poochie
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Stonkfuckers

Now you’re just being ridiculous! Cake is too spicy for Mitt Romney. The most exotic he gets is saltines with the salt wiped off.

Vito screaming “FUCK ME!” upon seeing it’s still nowhere near his lunch break is the show’s single funniest moment. So relatable.

It’s pretty obviously Italian, look at the labeling on the box.

they say if it’s gray, it’s good for you

What, you don’t find gray, mushy meat appetizing?

i had to google Bowsette.

Speak for yourself.  I’m not paying $30 for a stream of that or anything else for that matter.  That’s a wild ripoff, especially for single people like myself.

Good god, comic books are fucking stupid.

Receiving meat without having to work it off the bone is sloth, which is one of the Big Seven, baby. See also: crab meat and lobster tails.

Cost cutting? There is no way an animated series is cheaper to produce than this

What a gloriously stupid waste of time.

Isn’t “Spanish Penis Candle” a Jimi Hendrix song?

I have a herding breed. We’ve been playing fetch for 96 hours straight.

Sitting alone in a studio, playing along to a click track, to see if he qualifies for his own job.

They didn’t tell me to drink responsibly at the end. I guess I’m getting hammered tonight. 

Paul Walter Hauser, who made a splash in 2017's I, Tonya,as Charlie Kelly’s Juggalo friend

Call me when Pete Davidson and John Mulaney review this movie.