Ugh what a mistake. Kylie is sooo dry on KUWTK. They’ll realize this was a mistake shortly.

How the actual eff are we supposed to successfully breed and care for all these babies we’re gonna have to keep if we don’t even have proper healthcare? The ignorance and selfishness of the right wing somehow manages to shock me every single day.

I tried to suffer through this whole essay. Then I realized it was, in fact, an essay. I don’t need this whole critical review to know that Kardashian constructed this “vibe” as she so lovingly calls it, in order to paint portraits of what she feels the more human side of her should look like. Oversized tees, cereal…

BUT FR. If something’s happening that I don’t like or that isn’t to my liking, I’m wayyy too impatient to suffer through hoping he’ll get it right. I know he’s more likely to get it right when I straight up say “Not so hard!” or “Yeah, keep doing that.” Why waste time being uncomfortable when I know he’s gonna cum…

Yes, yes I would. Which is why her rule about a thousand little texts is spot on and should stay as a general rule. I don’t know how many times I’ve been listening to a podcast and received 6 or 7 notifications and felt like skinning someone alive. Just don’t!

Nah she got fired, as clear as day.

The chameleon affect