I missed Hunky Jesus this year :( I knew a guy who'd be a perfect Hunky Jesus.

Remember Aussie Sprunch Spray? To this day I smell that stuff and I'm right back at the community college.

This guy wouldn't fuck a woman as ugly as he is with his worst enemy's dick.

Obligatory.

Well don't do that. Just know your anger is righteous and I guess go from there. There's some satisfaction in knowing you see through it to some extent.

Then what exactly are you disagreeing with?

Well I'm not going to pretend I never do anything contrary to my values, though I don't think that's okay; we've got to have some standards for our behavior.

Okay. Female sexual abuse victims feel every bit as shitty about themselves as male sexual abuse victims.

Did he try to talk them out of it at all?

I think they defend it because the alternative is to really open their eyes and take an honest look at what porn says about how women are really thought of.

Money? Ideology? They want people to pay them and they believe female genitalia are a filthy abomination the way God made them?

The Sisters approve.

Bonus: We get to pretend all the poverty and ill health around here is due to individual behavior so big corporations and the legislators in their beds never have to take responsibility for anything.

If the nuns could branch off to form their own self-supporting charity org unaffiliated with the rich child molesters in the silly hats, that would be cool.

Just the fact that this is even an issue tells you how seriously rape is taken as a crime. Up there with murder, my ass. Shoplifting is prosecuted harder.

Maybe all the women left in the first place for good reasons.

What she said.

What a creep that guy is.

It's not so much that people are irked that he was actually checking out her bod when that photo was snapped, it's that he made that stupid comment on Twitter.

Did he brag about it like a big douche?