And that’s why it’s funny that the car comes out with a shitty Photoshop.

What is more absurd?

You could probably get the sticker delete option for only $6K more.

My first thought at looking at this was that this was an aftermarket project conversion to convertible, because the top just looks that janky.

I’ll be glad when all the loud-piped Harley motorbikes are gone. It’s always some shithead who has to go to work at 2:00 a.m. and makes sure the whole goddamned neighborhood knows how hard he works. He’s the first one to say “loud pipes save lives” but he won’t wear a fucking helmet.

Holy shit, you didn’t hit the nail on the head. You nuked it from orbit.

So, M4A then?

Harley has a rich history of hill climb and flat track. Some kind of dirt oriented adventure bike should be a natural fit.

It still boggles my mind that I can’t just go to a manufacturer’s car configurator, spec out a car the way I want it, and then order one to be delivered to my door. The dealership model is absolutely insane and serves the interests of no-one but a bunch of predatory middle-men. Car shopping absolutely sucks, and…

I’d say the the people at Walgreen’s and CVS had a pretty good handle on what was coming, considering they began building drug stores on every fucking corner.

An electric Harley will never sell in big numbers. Every time they're at a light or just cruising down small streets they always hold down the clutch and pull the throttle down just a little to make sure everyone knows how cool they are. How do you let everyone know how cool you are on an electric bike? Until Harley…

The funny part about conservatives trying to be funny is that they keep trying.

This is way better than the surf-themed VW van Wheeler Dealers did a long time ago (but I just happened to watch last night). One of the most hideous things out of that entire show. Edd basically chose the equivalent of a 1990s website background wallpaper for the vinyl wrap.

They just released the Mach E and they’re preparing to launch the Baby Bronco, as well as a 2-door and 4-door version of the fullsize Bronco. They also released multiple new Lincolns, the Aviator and the Nautilus. Also preparing to launch a new full size truck generation. Every one of those vehicles is going to make…

They offered cars in 2017 and 2019 and you never even considered Ford as an option. So they’re not losing any sales to you by dropping those vehicles from their lineup and now they don’t have to pay overhead and labor to build those cars that you didn’t look at.

It’s not an assumption. He said they cancelled cars that he wanted to buy. Then why didn’t he buy one before they were canceled? He bought an Elantra instead. That just means they didn’t offer cars he wanted to buy, but now he’s trying to claim that they got rid of options in their lineup, and now he’s not  a…

Which means that they lost out on exactly Zero sales to you when they dropped the cars from their lineup. You said they canceled the cars you wanted to buy, but the fact that you chose a different vehicle over their old lineup just shows that you didn’t want to buy anything from Ford. They went from not having you as…

just shut up. You weren’t going to buy one anyways. Everybody on Jalopnik talks about how they would buy a brand new car, but only if the automakers sold it with their specific options, and then they use that as excuse to not buy a car they weren’t actually going to buy in the first place.

Who among us has not been the dumbass at some point? And you have managed to figure out a way to write about your misadventures and get paid for it (I assume they pay you, right?). Most of us just have to be a dumbass for free.

I spray asshats who tailgate... are you a tailgating asshat?