Is the carpet torn up under the driver-side rear seat?

I, for one, enjoy the profanity.

The giant cowl is where he keeps the penned-up aggression towards his dad, who left to go buy cigarettes 35 years ago.

TP Boys reference?

NP, Turn into a sleeper. Good times had by all.

So many more fun cars out there to choose from....that haven’t been beaten with an ugly stick. Crack Pipe.

Excellent profile pic. Keep that PMA! ...and a star.

I once worked on a construction site next to a Hummer dealership where this salesman was trying to drive up a 2ft hill they had built outside for display purposes. It took him about 15-20 minutes. He had to make the walk of shame back to the showroom, with well over a dozen construction workers laughing and making fun…

GMC builds the Canyon, Chevy builds the Colorado, Ford builds the Ranger, Toyota builds the Tacoma, and Nissan builds the Fontier. Your logic doesn’t compute.

In total seriousness, does the company say who the intended user, or what the intended use is with this monstrosity?

I used 20oz Nestea bottles and put whiskey in ‘em.

No mileage = Crack Pipe, also, at this price, crack pipe regardless of mileage.

Makes me laugh out loud loud every time.

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