Worked in surgery for a number of years. I will not provide the entire list but just the top three rectum items.

As usual, I need to know if these are adults or children. I know one says “bored at school,” but “school” could be elementary, or law.  That would make a difference in many of these.

So which one of these was Drew?

I wonder if these two met, would they compare notes:

A big year for dominos.

I mean, even though we have to go over the fact that you shouldn’t use Q-Tips to clean your ears, at least I can understand how someone might not know that...but bleach? That seems like a given.

So...

I beg to differ. This kind of wonkiness has been happening since always.

Or a President.

Dominos in the penis and the vagina—I need to reread the rules to Mexican Train...

“HAD AN EGG VIBRATOR COME APART IN VAGINA LEAVING PART OF IT AND5 BATTERIES IN THE VAGINAL CANAL”

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

Oh, I thought the popcorn kernels-ear-feeder was a toddler!

The penis entries are always a worthwhile reminder that with close to 400MM people in America and 7B throughout the world, no matter how crazy the activity you can imagine, there's probably 200 people doing that very thing right now. 

Very presidential

The person sneezing out computer keys is obviously a toddler.  Like, certainly, right?

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

“SLIPPED & FELL ON WET FLOOR AT HOME & ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS”

> Author: *writes an intensely personal article about their life-changing experience being part of a wonderfully vibrant video game community, how it helped them embrace their identity, how they found love and friendship and remarkable people with whom they created unforgettable memories, and how empty it feels now…

Counterpoint. Final Fantasy XIV has 4 players in a party and it works just fine. It had nothing to do with classes in FF: XIV. (I’d argue not much to do with classes in SW:KOTOR either.)
It’s all about h0w the game is balanced. It also has to do with how big the characters are, the mechanics present in fights, and the…