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RIP, Mr Perry. Alongside Jordan Catalano and Spike, you leaned on the 90's highschool locker hallway of my heart with the best of them.

Comment is winner winner, (fried) chicken dinner. This guy is a horrible boyfriend/patron/advice-seeker. 

Jez blatantly moving into who weekly territory. Dirtcast was annoyingly redundant already. Get you’re own beat, Megan.

I KNOW RIGHT?? It’s addictive and/but terrifying. She’s the fyre festival of medical testing.

I get that as a woman (queer one at that). We code switch. But hers is a little...much. I would highly recommend the podcast about it that goes into great detail about the extent of her con (her voice only being a small part of it). 

They said as much in the podcast out about the whole debacle. One of her professors from Stanford said she talked like a typical 19 year old co-ed and that this was all a very obvious affectation she adopted. 

AL-ways high!

This seems like a good a place to ask this as anywhere else: Anyone else remember Meet the Barkers/Shanna Moaklar? That Who was crazy.

Thank you. I appreciate the sleep I’ll now get tonight having had these important questions answered by at least some form of rich-person logic.

I’m not sure why but Jamie Dornan is aggressively unsexy to me.

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

(nice pull though;)

I have an in ordinate amount of pent up rage hate toward faux gotcha commercials and the actors in them who have to play dumb to the whole thing. See also the Febreeze commercials from a few years back. I just keep imagining working on their shocked face in their mirror at home and it makes me want to throw things at

I stopped reading your comment after your pedantic use of bold face. Maybe people keep annoying you with their diabetes advice because watching you rage out about diabetes is a more entertaining way to spend an afternoon than typing TPS reports. Chill out, dude.
Signed,
Someone with TYPE 2 DIABETES

What a terrible, terrifying way to die, regardless of whether or not it was a suicide (although sounds unlikely). May they rest in power and peace. 

Victoria Justice’s Ouija board does not have a U in it. What does it MEAN?

If Kemp wins this election after all this push, I’m gonna need a bunker (or a spare room in someone’s blue state house, plz and ty). I’m glad the party is pulling out all the stops to get her elected, but it will be TERRIFYING if it doesn’t work!

I think Nicky Hilton is shading big sis a little here. She looks much better as 21-yr old Paris does than current Paris does in her own “younger self” costume...

After hearing about her tearful reaction to Kanye after he first came out publicly as a trump supporter, I think it’s a safe bet they’ll divorce in that timeframe. His political affiliations are very off-brand for her, obvi. The destruction of every democratic ideal that protects the vulnerable in our society is

but...why?