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So basically the one person on that damn show who I was actually happy to see still getting a paycheck. Way to go, Modern Family, kill off the over the 60 yr old+ woman who has so many other roles waiting in the wings for her. How innovative!


Yes to all this but commenting specifically to share in your wtf over those dumb contacts. Thry were so bad I thought there was gonna be some weird reveal about his eyes in the final episode!

Well that’s reason enough for me. De-throne the currents and lets see what kinda wild ride her reign can take us on. She couldn’t do ANY WORSE.

He does have quite a debt to work off though...

Julianne Hough looked very Baby’s First Gender Trouble.

As a queer American, Christene and the Queens has long been a household name we selfishly try to keep secret from the unwashed masses. V, v excited for Chris!

This does not have near enough the stars it deserves

Classic good negotiation tactic. Ask for 76 and be happy with the much more comfortable 74 degrees they give you. 72 would be the best temp, but my hope is that she threw in a couple of degrees just to piss him off. #politicizingroomtemps

I’m just unsure how this all works without Mary Berry’s dentures and Hermes belt buckle and asking about sponges and what not.

Keanu Reeves is turning into Trent Reznor who was always Severus Snape. 

Straight people are so weird

This is an excellent marketing ploy by Hyrdox and it’s hard to be mad at it because what else are you gonna do if you named your brand Hydrox?

This shit right here is why I have to xanax my way through work. It is infuriating.

This looks like a great one to check out. I’m getting a lot of mileage with Aaptiv (kinda expensive) and even free ones from PopSugar’s fitness app. It’s amazing how just a prerecorded guided workout can motivate me to kick it up a notch.

I somehow think it’s fair to assume you wouldn’t apply this same critique to other comedians who are known for subverting audience expectation. Andy Kaufman has 2 docs and a mainstream jim carrey movie made about him for christ sakes. Why does she not get to play with expectations now?

I completely respect Dykstra’s choice not to participate in the investigation. From what she’s saying, her publishing the details of the abuse was for her own healing. It’s her choice and journey to make. Period.

I’ve always rooted for Jen Lindley. Mazel to them both.