Isn't that other place The Avocado?

I have. It's covered in ketchup smudges, I think it was a place at at a diner.

It'll probably turn into some kind of digital archeological dig/brain teaser. A million comments and no way of telling who anyone is commenting to.

I'm really upset we won't all be together to discuss the pee pee tape's eventual review.
I for one think they needed better lighting. I could barely see all the pee.

I said Kylo Ren is stupid and someone with a Kylo Ren avatar got so mad at me for it I've never insulted Kylo Ren since.

I think I made a Donald molests Baron joke at one point and I feel like it went too far and I deleted it.

Needs more misspelled words, bad punctuation, and randomly capitalised letters.

(Of course not, he's Buddha)

I think it was something like saying republicans like America like that murderer loved the Beatles. Or maybe it was about Comcast and Net Neutrality? It was someone saying they loved it as they killed it.

Mine was a joke about the guy that shot John Lennon. It got over 120 upvotes. It was the most inappropriate and most popular and it happened my second week here, so you guys own what I've become.

He's giving you exclusive commentary. If you didn't want to listen you shouldn't have fooled around with the audio tracks on the DVD.

You got two things!

We shouldn't have to, though. They shouldn't give us something they know is crappy and just assume we'll manage.

The Hand barely, if even, rises above the level of bland generic ninja mook.

On the one hand, that's great, on the other hand… if Kinja is so broken it requires a fan-made patch to make it work, do I want to bother with Kinja?

Single tear rolls down cheek.

Those that have not been MURDERED by Kinja in the meantime.

Well you can but six tiny bags or one large bag for fifty cents more.

The best creepypasta, generally, are the ones posted to places that aren't repositories of them. They just exist as creepy stories on the internet.

That was the third or fourth system they had since I learned of Jezebel. The first one, whatever it was, had fostered a huge, really great community that I'd read the comments from constantly. The second killed most of the community but at least some of it was still there. Kinja killed the rest, and then killed it…