Han Solo is, I believe, a space-comedy heist coming of age movie. It's certainly not the gritty scifi mobster movie Jabbe would be, or whatever genre they go with for Fett (I hope either it or Obi-Wan go full Samurai film, though).

I'm pretty sure that's more streaming internet porn's fault than the fault of space potato comedies.

But he has to stop therapy halfway through because there's one last bounty to be hunted.

Yeah, the Rogue One stuff was do to story problems. It was bad enough some of the toys had character details that were not a part of the movie anymore.

I'd imagine the trick is to simply set him up against someone worse.

In a surprising twist, in one episode he fights Archie.

*pushes up glasses into nerding position*
Well, technically, all three of the prequels, the Clone Wars movie, the Clone Wars series, as well as several Clone Wars related comics and novels that were released prior to the Disney purge are all still canon as it related to the new Disnified universe. Additionally many…

The difference here is that Wright and Lord/Miller seemed to go against the intention of the producers for what sort of movie it would be.
If Jabba starts off intentionally as gritty crime movie, it'll stay a gritty crime movie.

Well, we've got this one about a foreign comic no one in America has ever heard of, this one about a guy who basically murders someone he finds sexy so he isn't so lonely anymore, this one about a bunch of aliens who go around killing everyone, this one that's basically like that other one but with a different alien,…

Realistically I think they should do some post ROTJ stuff, but that'd be hard to cast. I've said it before but I think KOTOR is inevitable, they're well aware how beloved it is. It may just take some time to get there.

We have that, it's got a raccoon in it.

I get the intent and it took chutzpah to do it, but it bums me out how limited some of the Rogue One characters stories now are after the movie's ending. I genuinely want a Baze spin-off, because he's totally fine and was just sleeping after those grenades hit him.

… Like the cast of Rogue One?

*raises hand*
I imagine it'll be like a sci-fi mobster movie.

Jabba is the most intriguing, because if he's truly the star it's going to be one of the most unique movies ever made, regardless of being a prequel.

No. Keep in mind Star Wars has actively had new stories since the early nineties, whether they be book or game or comic or film or tv show.
While I'm not thrilled that all we seem to be getting are prequels as spin-offs (unless Boba is post-ROTJ) if there was a critical mass for Star Wars we would have already hit it.

At least some of the things he wants are horribly unpopular with the general public too. I don't think Pence would have done any better with Healthcare.

That is awesome.

Dammit Geography, stop embarassing us.

I've always wondered if there's some guy who's job it is to travel the country fixing these. What's his story?