All of the upvotes.

That's a shame, the robots actually work.

I am always thrilled to discuss the daring exploits of Joseph Grimaldi.

That sounds like a thing they'd do.

He actually lived to be 106 and died in America after disappearing on a boat to be a sailor and only visiting Joseph once more in his life.

… why would someone even bring that up on a first date if it was with a fellow racist?

I assume she's married now, I haven't seen that ad in a bit.

I went on two not-dates with a girl this year (not-dates as in we went as friends and neither of us mentioned anything date or romantic-y in the lead up) and a small part of me each time was wondering if maybe I was supposed to do that and I had misread her purely platonic signals. I mean, I'm fairly certain it would…

Is it ok if I only watch it illegally?

But… but Bob's Burgers.

Why is she standing next to Spider-Man in that poster?

Yeah, but they're going to need to CG every single establishing shot and hand make all of the props and sets.

You leave pets out of this.
As for the small children… eh.

This is all some long game, Obama is actually in charge still, Trump is just in a similation. He can't escape it unless he admits he is terrible at the job and Obama was better.
We're never going to make it out of here alive.

I was on a tour in England right after he won the election, desperate not to embarrass our country overseas while Obama tried to help us recover from George Bush. On the first day some asshole on the front of the tour bus said that exact same thing.

You can buy loose nude body parts from that website!

I bet he tells the best dad jokes.

ENJOYABLE ANECDOTE:
There's a story from Victorian London about a terrible father who beat his children daily. One day he decided to test them so he laid himself down on the kitchen table, threw a cloak over himself, and told the butler to go get his children and tell them he was dead. His youngest son, thrilled that…

They meant 'us' as in Republicans, not U.S.

If I recall it was some bizarre thing where her pay was either in royalties or residuals or over the course of the large picture deal. Supposedly she wasn't actually underpaid, but I'm not sure how the math worked out.