I wonder who the worst is if it isn't him. Sessions?

You've decided to pick the single instance over this past week that could contort to your view of the world and ignored every single thing that led up to it, then gone onto random websites to yell about it.

He's the guy who runs away in the clown car when someone accidentally lights the circus tent on fire.

I mean, it'd be horrifying, but I'd perfer living in the Galactic Empire to living in Mad Max world.

I think I remember someone talking about that on Pod Save America. He's very 'Christians need to defeat all other cultures in combat for it is our destiny' or something, but not outright racist, apparently. Genocide of the non-belivers, who just happen to be not white.

He actually has a very large penis but he's absolutely terrible with it. Scientists have voted him the worst at sex, and then clawed their own eyes out. There were no survivors.

Some are going to cemeteries, others museums, and some are going to 'Daughters of the Confederacy' organizations who protested their removal. Basically, they're going to places they should have been in the first place. Outside of actual graves and battlefields I see no reason for a Confederate statue, if they want a…

Call them what they are: American heroes.

Hey I am not a- I mean, yeah, super stupid. I don't even know why I talk to them.

You mean 'comparatively' I don't love boobs, I think.

That's a really sad story from the perspective of the penguin that was gay all along.

There is no such thing as the alt-left. Don't be such a stooge.

There is no such thing as the alt-left. Don't be such a dumbass.

No it wasn't. Don't be a dumbass.

Does this imply at some point they will get actually justifiable sentences?

He's angry the hackers aren't hacking someone worth hacking.

There's no such thing as alt-left. Don't be a dumbass.
If you must use a term for them it's 'heroes,' 'Nazi puncher,' or 'archaeologist.'

I keep trying to wrap my head around the male/female boob search thing and I can't quite figure it out. Maybe only people bad at searching use it, and it's a small enough metric that the small base is screwing up the statistic?
This brings up a super duper weird thing I never thought of before. Do lesbians like boobs…

I was reading something about that gay penguin book today where someone accused the protagonists of being 'godless penguins.'

Dammit, why'd I have to be smart? I could have had free apples in my heart.