Well, I mean, it's not like there's some sort of love child of your husband's running around with a giant hammer and a better right to your throne or anything. Who else was gonna take it?

R.I.P. best gimmick account.

Oh yeah, I never thought they were real, but I always assumed the reverse was true. You're saying they were incest role play that got turned into not that in post, I always assume the reverse of most of them.

… Why though? Like, while they are sexing?

Again, basic cable. Most TV actors make far less than you think, unless they make it Big Bang Theory big. I do wonder why they don't find these things totally by themselves, but half a million dollars lump sum is still a lot.

I seriously doubt Sam Bee has $50 million. She's on basic cable. 'Maybe' Colbert and Stewart, but that still seems high for them. $50 million is more than ScarJo and Jennifer Lawrence make.

I'm fairly certain I know how bad it is. Maybe not how widespread it is, but certainly how bad it is.

She could probably get a bunch of people to do it. I'd assume people like Stewart or Colbert could write that check by themselves, but I believe they do both have other causes they support (Stewart has veterans charities and his farm, Colbert I think is on the board of Donors Choose?).

Is it going to show me anything I don't already know, though?

Agreed.
I'd have a, uh, interest in the, uh… sub genre of this type of filmic excercise if they wore realistic uniforms.

Fishhooking?
Do I… do I want to know?

I uh, heard someone say he saw one where the cat was on the bed when they started, and since they were clearly filming to begin with, I don't understand why it took them ten minutes to move the cat.

Serious talk: how great would it be if sand felt like boobs?

He only looks for porn of his wife.

I got an A on a paper where I detailed my searches for the history of murder clowns, it certainly wouldn't have hurt.

I'm beginning to think human sexuality is wierd and doesn't make sense.
Like how nurses in porn don't wear modern nurses outfits. How does that makes sense?

I assume that's decent work for the actresses.

I had to do a paper recently comparing the two search engines. I wish I had known about this then.

A suicide note stuffed into a glitter bra.

Puppies?