Are the Addams Family movies any good? If they are I figure they could be fun Halloween viewing come October.

Emperor's New Groove is on there. Hush your snakes tongue.

If they replaced one random episode with a documentary about yarn, do you think whoever was watching would notice?

No one in customer service without fearing for their job or seeking a promotion would ever actually believe the customer is right.

'Sexy people with verile sperm and or lady parts'

It doesn't have enough Nazi killing, do be honest.

I don't think he's capable of that. If he was he'd have killed himself by now. Or been visited by three ghosts.

We tried to fix things after the Civil War, but the losers started killing the winners and then they just sorta gave up. I bet in Lincoln lived things would have been different.

So long as we survive as a country and fix all the damage, that'll be a fun historical bit.

I mean, not having a psychologically unhinged Nazi in charge is its own reward, isn't it?

I was punched out of a fantasy before where the Dems win the House, then right after Pence and Trump go to jail and a Dem who just took Ryan's place is president.
Then we all get to have sex and ice cream cake.

This president is so bad a soup company had to call him out. A soup company. We are living in a timeline in which a soup company is politically significant.

I should probably be using my time better, since I'll have more classes next semester anyways, so I'll set up my legacy account, look into Avocado, and come back here at the end of September to see if anyone is still alive.
I've used Kinja before and hated it, though.

The old school Nazis at least had a flair about them. They weren't overweight virgins waving Party City clearance bin products around.

It's like Alien V Predator but without the dignity.

Don't bring Ebeneezer Scrooge into this. He was actually capable of not being a shitty person.

Instead of alt-left I say we use 'Nazi Puncher,' 'Hero,' 'American,' or 'Archeological Professor.'

I think it'd be fun if, any time there was a Nazi gathering, TV stations would quietly counter-program with Indiana Jones, Inglorious Basterds, Band Of Brothers, those war-time Donald Duck cartoons, and that episode of Doctor Who where they lock Hitler in a closet.

This is the most I've ever liked snakes before in my life. Wasps and those house centipedes could do a good thing for their reputation by going around Nazi hunting.

I dunno. I have faith in the snakes. They're smart, they'll figure it out.