Free food though.

What about a large pit full of snakes?

So we'll get a James Bond movie with three different timelines all occurring at once but in a mixed up order?
(I made the mistake of watching Dunkirk, Following, and Memento all for the first time within a few weeks. I got sick of the otherwise fun gimmick pretty quickly, though that may be because Following doesn't…

But Craig didn't sire Indiana Jones.

They should get a female Jamie Bond so the series can match with Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc.
Or not if they haven't actually confirmed that 'it's a designation not a single person' thing.
Or hire Patrick Stewart to be James Bond. That would be fun.

… no?

I feel like maybe they should have gone with a midpoint first. $30 a month is two movies a month, which is about as much as people are likely to see anyways.

I guess their argument is it will do such a boon for theater's concession sales that they'll be thanked by being given a portion of the profits.

In the past six months I've been yelled at for talking over the car ads in the pre-previews and went to a showing which had literally every conceivable kind of annoyance: yelling children, people talking, adults on their phones, a mentally disabled man making sound effects along with the movie, a kid kicking my chair,…

There used to be one where I vacationed as a kid (it 'might' still be there). The biggest problem with it was they did double features, but were limited by what was normally playing, so you'd get a PG kids movie followed by a PG-13 or R comedy. You'd be paying for both, so as a kid it wasn't easy to always justify…

There are if you live in a big city that gets all the limited release movies and you're counting 24 as an average per year instead of 2 every month.
Two movies a month in someplace that just gets wide releases? Probably not. I have a friend that does movie night date night 2-3 times per month and they usually wind up…

I think it's rare that people go to movies that many times a year and buy concessions therein. Part of the reason for ticket price inflation is to make more money out of fewer customers.

The first person they told about it REALLY hated it.

Just fucking set it right before the Civil War. It's basically the same plot they seem to want to do (Northeners fighting back against the Confederacy to free slaves and whatnot), only it wouldn't be shit.

They were the only restaurant in town open 24/7, so they got everyone who worked overnight shifts nearby.

It's still something about a famous historical figure he'd not known before.

Particularly well? No. Adequate? Sure. Those cheese balls though…

Wait, does that mean all the other single people are hooking up en mass and leaving me behind? I figured if I was single long enough I'd get a girlfriend by accident.

My Denny's had to close because they found it cheaper to close than hire more overnight people.

I have been forced to go to Olive Garden at least ten times in my life and not once have I ever had even a halfway decent meal there. I am an awful chef, I should not be able to make better food than a place that pays the bills by selling food.