I’ve been alive for nearly 36 years now. I haven’t watched the Discovery Channel even once. HBO has been in my family since maybe 1997? When they first came out with HBO Max, I figured they would be including CineMAX titles in their library, but instead of that, they’re adding what I would call niche programming, and…

I’ll just install an infrared illuminator on my own glasses, which will prevent people using their glasses to record me. I’ll be able to record them, though, unless they block me.

I love Google. I’ve been a fan since I first heard of them in the 90s. When I heard they had problems with discrimination, there was very little doubt in my mind that the rumors were true. They’re still a corporation, and I have to remember that. Google is not our friend. They’re just convenient.

Their primary metric, according to what I’ve heard, is not whether people watch the first episode, or even that it drives subscriptions (which is hard to gauge), but how many people continue to watch past the first episode. I quit and moved on to other things. I’m sure many did the same.

What exactly do you have against Kansans? Are you just an elitist prick?

I rewatch the original series every few years.

It is, on fact, possible to hate both of them at the same time. No one here said they like Bezos. He's also a silly little asshole.

Marvel Studios claimed both that they were master planners, and also that it’s impossible to work in references to the series. They can’t say they’re working on, what, 75 years of stories, but also say there’s no way to coordinate with the TV side.

Wow. Talk about first world problems. The bugs were a result of major scaling issues, which is not something you can test for, by its very nature. I experienced bugs, but what I didn’t do was try to contact customer service, because I knew that millions of bozos were going to be clogging up their servers EVEN MORE,…

No, I liked her too. Everyone needs to remember that they have a god’s eye view of the narrative. Every time that she sneered, the characters didn’t see that; only we did. So the fact that she was evil was not as obvious as audiences are claiming it was, and the characters weren’t stupid. They didnt have as much…

Okay, but Brie Larson did eventually watch both of her films, and her adult human brain made the connection, “yes, that is me. I am capable of recognizing my own face. I am in these films.” Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t even find out later, because she doesn’t watch her own movies. It’s pretty despicable, and this new story…

Yes, and our current speed is the fastest we'll ever be able to travel, which is really annoying. 2019: the year all progress ceased.

Friend: “Hey, let’s meet up.”

The door gag didn’t work either. At some point, when pushing doesn’t do it, you give pulling a try. You don’t just keep pushing like an idiot, until someone inside graciously frees you from this infinite prison.

What if the total is accidentally MORE than the tip?

The surviving Avengers are going to get the time stone back, and use it to reverse nearly everything that happened in Infinity Wars. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is premiering in the summer, after Avengers 4 comes out, and will take place in that new timeline. Mack forged Coulson’s plaque, and the team went to Tahiti, in…

Yeah, because when I walk into a store and see an item an inch off of its intended position, I walk out and shop somewhere else. Companies have been doing this for decades (and I thought we were getting over it). When you hire an employee whose only job it is to make sure other employees are maximizing their efforts…

This also ignores technological upgrades like prosthetics, entire mechanical substrates, consciousness escape hatches, general quality of living improvements, and more. I can’t die from a little bullet 4,000 years from now. Yes, of course it’s impossible to predict what new ways we’ll find to kill each other, but it…

I desperately wish you could somehow see my face and hear me laugh about this ridiculous story. I absolutely adore Google, but every single time they come up with something new, we find out it’s been recording things it shouldn’t have. It’s reminiscent of the time Street View cars were stealing WiFI data for no…

“Doesn’t matter how may I dated before. I didn’t date anyone after.” Who cares if Google wasn’t the first? They’ve proven themselves to be the best of most things they’ve tried, so your complaints are meaningless, ESPECIALLY since they’re not claiming to be the first, which is something Apple does regularly.