It’s a ddouble v for emphasiss.

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

That Super Soaker ad was a thing, I didn’t get it then, but now...

I can actually vouch for this. I totally support BLM in general but, on more than one occasion I have had classes interrupted. One of my midterms was interrupted by a group of protesters twice. They were so adamant about shouting in our classroom that the teacher had to physically block their entrance. I have also had…

Well, I can tell you one thing that has changed. Serious students pursuing degrees in hard sciences have to study in locked rooms so that BLM people will not barge in and scream at them. And the environment on campus is like that in China in the early days of the Cultural Revolution. At any time you could find…

I found a higher res version

Well done, Sir!

goron pressure treated

That’s part of the magic!

I’ve been using this lately but it’s appropriate here.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

What kind of witchcraft is this?

Someone needs to tell you that you’re being “that guy”, and no one likes “that guy”.

Dear Nintendo,

I used to live on a boat. It was a converted World War 2 rescue vessel that sat in an industrial canal, docked at the end of a lot owned by an Irish mobster and his son.

Oh.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.