Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

Cyclist give the finger to car drivers all the time. This was a nice payback.

Horrible choice of music. Needs some Benny Hill. And it’s so relaxing seeing cyclists eat asphalt.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

(whispers) If you want it to be.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

I’m not getting paid for these.

Slightly kicking myself here for not sitting atop my flower bedecked Fiat in my underwear to announce my pregnancy a year and a half ago. Oh wait, no I’m not. I’m thankful not a single picture of my grotesque, pallid whale body exists. Also, I would have dented my roof.

Are you sure that’s not a Toyota? Because I’m pretty sure it has a JZ inside.

Got me too.

Bonus screenshot:

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

At least you have the satisfaction that some of your urine maybe got on onto his shoes as he was kicking you through your piss soaked clothes.

Thanks for the critique, Scorsese.

"And they can't even spell my name right!"