This is why they don't care about GPAs. They don't want to weed out possible slave material by overlooking the lower percentiles.

Also, seriously, if you could just work an 80 hour week that would just be super.

This is crazy. You are sounding like a crazy person. Canada isn't in "America", it's in the continent of North America. Our country is literally named "The United States of America", which also exists on the continent of North America. We share the name with it, Canada and Mexico do not. We are Americans as that is…

I thought they referred to us as "assholes"?

Yeah, this about sums it up for me. Madonna will be obsolete when people actually stop writing and talking about her. Until then,

Well, there's "fork and knife" etiquette and "being a decent human being" etiquette. Two distinct things, even if they do overlap to a certain extent culturally.

I'm not saying people need to be brutal, I'm saying that mincing around about things is not my preferred method of communication. And I'm certainly not saying people shouldn't say thanks either. I think I am just having a reaction to being told, yet again, that politeness is a virtue. I don't value it as a virtue…

I am all for trying to be polite, but sometimes when you are at work and shit is hitting the fucking fan, you just need things to get DONE. And if you waste time couching your words or beating around about it, then people tend not to take your directives seriously. Particularly when you are a woman. Sometimes, it's…

To be honest, I met Joan Rivers several times one summer because I was interning with her colleague. She was incredibly nice to all of the interns and was extremely grateful to any "underlings" she came across. The first time I met her, she wasn't wearing makeup at all. One time a fellow intern dropped something off…

Joan Rivers jokes are basically the same as always. I bet she made this joke about "haha she/her child is hairy" about Cher circa 1966 to 1996. Or Elizabeth Taylor circa 1956 to 1996.

Because they spent $10,000 on something stupid and now they have to try and legitimize it somehow.

Okay, Jez. We get it. Society is inundated with "false" images of women that the women pictured don't even live up to. Quelle horreur!

What if y'all give retouching like a three month break here on Jezebel? Maybe?

Having a gay bachelor would either be the best or the worst thing for the show. The contestants might be more into each other than they're into the bachelor!

Right on, Juan Pablo! We should be teaching our kids the the road to happiness begins with group dates, rose ceremonies, hot tubs, and multiple encounters in fantasy suites, all under the watchful eye of millions of television viewers. Because that is normal and not pervert.

Well, since he's Venezuelan, English is likely not his first language. So while the views he's expressing are terrible and wrong, making fun of him for his lack of fluency is pretty inappropriate.

I'm not cool, I just feel like why should I bother when the Dude expresses the notion so much better?

I'm not even sure if I'm mad because at WHAT POINT did that guy even form a complete thought? Much less a sentence. In a fucking sense.

Now there is fathers having kids and all that, and it is hard for me to understand that too in the sense of a household having peoples… Two parents sleeping in the same bed and the kid going into bed… It is confusing in a sense.

The best possible way to address it. I think hell has frozen over because I genuinely do not like Lena Dunham or her work and I'm so in her corner on this one.