Pie > Cake...why ruin pie like this? Mary Shelly in all her wisdom warned us of pushing things to far, thus resulting in abomination.
You could publish all of the dirty letters I used to write my girlfriend in highschool. I was good. About 5 years after school, I saw her mom and she said to me “Yeah, I found some of the letters you used to write.” That was it. That’s all she said. Although she said a lot more with the deep piercing look of her sweet…
they are too good for this world and we don’t deserve them
He’s a 25th level Shitlord according to the D&D manual.
she collapsed on the sidewalk, where she was licked by a dog being walked by a man who didn’t stop to help.
Chromeo: Business Casual
So, actual pieces of shit are gaining sentience now?
I feel a tiny portion of this poor woman’s pain.
When my family found out my father had been abusing me from age 7 to 14, they absolutely refused to believe me. They called me a liar and ostracized me from the family.
Never mind the fact I had written about it in my diary when I was 7, 8, 9, and 10. Never mind the…
As someone who was assaulted by a person described by his defenders as “the most Christ-like person they know,” I feel I can say all these God-fearing folks are doing a terrible job encouraging conversion.
The actress claims she asked the children if they’d seen their mother, Nicole Kidman, recently, or planned to do so.
“Nobody’s comin’ to your sweet sixteen party, Louise.”
Do they really think that whining about the tone and content of questions makes them appear presidential? Or that questions like this will stop if they become president?
It’s a quarter of the Pantone color chart for “orange”
What if I told Willie that wearing leggings allows me to make my queefs sound like a duck call?
"(scoff) I hate an ill-fitting suit (belch). That dude looks sloppy as fuck."