Lyme Disease certainly exists in California, but it is not nearly as widespread as say in Connecticut, Massachusetts, or even Delaware (arguably much smaller states.)

Is Orlando Bloom part goat?

I will never understand arseholes who think it’s hilarious to give people adulterated food. Hur hur, imma slip this person something they have a deep personal commitment to not eating and laugh at them getting really upset when I tell them about it! And then I’ll get offended when that person refuses to accept so much…

I think sometimes people have a career they are dedicated to and they get on here and they see an opportunity to share what they know and just let it rip. I’m assuming that was the case here.

I really don’t need to hear any of this. I have no intentions of fostering (here you very rarely get to adopt your Foster kids) and I have no intentions of adopting anyone who doesn’t fit into our family - both for us and them. A teenager here cannot be adopted without their agreement so it goes without saying that I…

Does he say things like “I’m unlocking my human potential” but you love him anyway? Because that is the kind of love story I like best. Best to you both in he coming year :)

As a last act of good will and under the influence of marcotics, I ask that you comment here so I can ungrey you if you’re not a troll.

You should do foster care! My parents did it and I think it made life great in a lot of way even though sometimes it was hard.

The link selection here is crucial to the sober and serious tone of what I expect from Mr. Shrayber.

I’m mostly a lurker, but just wanted to say you have always been one my fave Jezebel writers. I teach too and I’m going to look you up on rate my professor and rate the shit out of you, including maximum spicy peppers. But seriously, just feel better and do kick ass things in the future!

Mark, you magnificent bastard. I will miss you. You posted the best videos. You had such a big heart too. You were such a pleasure and the one of the few writers left that I really love. All the rest have already gone or will be leaving.

No, I thought I was watching a documentary when I binged on Jessica Jones!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Also, you can’t boil her in the milk of the mother of your goat.

That jackalopes were a real thing. I don’t think anyone ever tried to convince me they were but everybody talked about them like they were. I drove 3 hours from school to go to a family reunionwhere I had nothing cool to share. So I told everyone about the jackalope I saw getting there. Everybody cracked up like I…

When I was a kid, my mom told me thunder was caused by the clouds bumping into each other. I believed this for much longer than I should have.

Maybe it was being a 5/6th grader. Maybe it was the frenemies I spent my time with. Maybe it was being the child of hippie parents growing up in a very strict Mormon town. The hysteria was so bad at my school we weren't allowed to go the bathroom in groups. Just one at a time.

As a kid: “Just tell the truth and you won’t get in trouble.” I didn’t learn the first time either, and got progressively angrier at myself every time I fell for it.