“We’re going to make the Princess brand far bigger and more ubiquitous than it has been in the past,”

Saving a bathtub of water with pasta salad? I don’t know what that means but I do know that pasta salad is disgusting.

this was my shit

I feel like these children are WAY too old to be playing with a See N’ Say.

Fuck first!

Eh, if it’s their first time, it’s gonna be a little bang.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

It’s definitely a bit strange. It seems like they ought to be investigating the adults around him more...it seems like he’s being preyed on as well as being a predator.

^ exactly. you can be a victim and a piece of shit all at one time, people tend to forget.

At 15, if he was luring underage girls to perform sex acts on himself and adults, he is also a victim of sexual exploitation by those adults. No matter how much he enjoyed himself or how eager he was to take part.

Just want to remind everyone that this kid is 15 and a piece of shit, but 15 and a POS is much different than 27 and a POS.

15 year old kid is sleeping with women in their 20s, getting into sexual situations with his adult manager and a man who is nearly 30. Whatever persona he’s cultivated, it still sounds like he’s been victimized and extremely poorly cared for. Makes Justin Beiber’s guardians look good

No, no, no he said she wasn’t a slut. Not like those other 14 year old sluts/temptresses. No not a slut. Different than other 14 year olds.

Again, as terrible as this is; on some strange level I find it heartening (in terms of how far we have come): these sort of little ad hoc comments were routine in the seventies, and if you didn’t laugh, you had no sense of humour. Glad that they now bring some sort of official censure.

“I fell into her vagina.”

I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.

Well, she pulled him down. It’s the combination “fall into a vagina” and “she wanted it” defense.

I usually reserve this one for mass shootings but I think it works well here.

and wasn’t that like his second defense after just flat out denying going near her?

It’s a man-orah!