Still not understanding how difficult it could possibly be to say “Ma’am, you need to leave, and if you refuse to vacate the premises we will be contacting LAPD to serve trespass notice.” Not that hard.  Retail betches gotta do it all the time.  There is no “either side,” there’s one asshole and three people being…

Mine stems from this incident- “You’ll remember earlier this year Renner catching heat for calling Black Widow a “slut” in an interview with Chris Evans. Evans apologized, Renner on the other hand, just doubled down“

I’ve done this first thing in the morning in my office, I feel like I fixed everyone’s lives for them and they don’t even realize it.

Don’t care what hat he is wearing.  Would 100% still do. 

I’ve been attributing the outbreak of Renner hate to being tortured with his generic dad music ceaselessly in commercials of late. 

That’s me...Dylanesque without any of the burdens of genius or talent. Now, back to my corncob porch rocker....

He seems like a likeable enough guy but those Jeep commercials are very disturbing.

For some reason I thought that when he sang he would sound like the guy from Smashmouth.

What I don’t get is how it was even functional at that point! You’re JOYCE CAROL OATES! By definition that thing is holding your deathless prose and you’re risking all your files!

It’s always been about Jennifer (or so the tabloids tell us)! Anyone else remember Aniston’s Sept 2010 Harper’s Bazaar cover/feature, in which she was styled in the many looks of Barbra Streisand? This was the “What’s Up, Doc?” look...

I keep seeing those Jeep commercials where he is singing, and i’m so confused. He sings? 

At my old job, at least half the people had kept the protective plastic on the back of their computer screens and on the CPUs. It was killing my OCD/crazy virgo self so one day, I was working late and everyone else had gone home, and I went to everyone’s offices and peeled off the offending protective plastic, and disp…

He has changed the name to the “Dollar Store Matt Damon” app. 

In the unforgettable words of Jeremy Renner himself (or the intern posing as him):

The same demographic that buys Jeeps?

A wild guess: Jeremy Renner. 

Douche canceled his own Douche

Who finds Jeremy Renner compelling? Honestly?

Ask your favorite sportsball player if he would like to turn in his socks with the hole where the big toe is and get a new pair of socks. Probably at least four out of ten of them will tell you to get bent. She may feel the same superstitious way about this keyboard. It’s worked for her, a new one might jinx her.

I ain’t a smart man but I heard tell that Ms. Oates is a famous writer of story books. Famous enough to make a living out of it. I also know that computer keyboards can be had for right reasonable prices. So...now follow me here...it stands to reason that the likes of Ms. Oates could just replace an ol’ keyboard with…