I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I think Mr. & Mrs. Aunt Becky are the ones to blame, and it may be a bit harsh (intelligence comes in many forms, and just because you aren’t cut out for college doesn’t mean you are dumb) but I’m afraid this is something that’s going to follow them around for a while: they will be known as those stupid girls who were…

Now Lori is going to be USC as well. (Up shit creek)

And the fact that she wanted the girls to have things that she never had growing up.”

Nars Orgasm blush is a great color for everyone.  My skin tone is fair w/ some yellow undertones - definitely not that honey color of Meghan’s - and it looks beautiful on. 

And of course, she may have had a threesome with James Dean and Paul Newman. I’m not as convinced as some people that it actually happened, but I want to believe it did so badly because hot damn.

“...to get their dumb daughters into the University of Southern California.”

Eartha Kitt wasa stone cold bad ass.

All I want to watch is International Househunters and it seems like it’s never on anymore.

I still think they're grooming the Home Town couple to take over

I am burnt out on these two. They use the same concepts and design choices over and over again. The 50 miles around Waco, Texas are all going to look like a Southern Living tornado tore through.

Nicole is a Trumpist??????? Say it ain’t so,pleeaaseeee!!!! :’(

Design on a Benjamin, HGTV, circa 2063:
All right. First we’ll get rid of these outdated hardwood floors, carpet is such a more modern choice. Then we’ll stretch this wall out to close off these rooms. After that, we’ll get to wallpaper and wood paneling, and install the new faux popcorn ceiling!

No. No no no no no.

Well they already let the Property Bros take over. Time for another team of related people to pick one aesthetic and run it into the ground!

Ugh. I read their bullshit autobiography just before Christmas (don’t judge, my husband jokingly brought it home from the little free library box). It only took a day to get through but I constantly had to stop and read offensive passages in disbelief to my husband. Her whole thing is so fucking fake and forced and…

I swear only about 10% of those homes ever sell. The ending update is that they are still waiting for offers or decided to rent it out. 

Oh I hate this the absolute most. I am so sick of these two and I wish they would take their country shabby chic vibe and shove it up their homophobic asses.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

As an Old who doesn’t get the whole “private Stories on Instagram”, I want to roll my eyes a little bit at that because there’s never anything truly private on the internet. But honestly, whatever gets her through.